Who knows

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June 7, 1:54 p.m.
From: Ruby's Customer
To: Worst Nightmare

"What kind of flowers does Cecelia like?"

"She likes peonies."

"What about you?"

"Why does it matter?"

"I dunno just wondering"

"Okay then"
"Mine are daisies."

"Do you want to know something?"

"Not particularly"

"Well I'm telling you anyways." "I work as a mechanic with my dad and the other day this lady with HUGE hair came in snapping her gum. She had the biggest attitude and started talking and talking and talking. She just wouldn't shut up."

"Kind of like you then?"

"Rude. Anyways I wasn't done yet."
"She tripped over a box of tools and her hair flew backwards off her head. She got all upset, screeched and ran out picking up her hair as she went."

"Wait so how big was her hair??"

"Well it was stacked a foot high on her head."

"Dang her hair must have cost her over 200 dollars!"

"You must be crazy it couldn't have been more than 20 bucks"

"I am crazy but not about this. It had to have been more than 200 because a bob wig costs like 15 dollars and to have that much more hair would be a fortune."

"Is there anything you need to tell me?"

"Like what?"

"Like you wear a wig."

"Why would it matter?"

"Because liars don't make good friends."

"How would it be lying to wear a wig?"

"So you admit it! You do wear a wig"

"No..."

"Hmm hmm"
"Then how do you know so much about them, hmmmmm?"

"Okay fine. I used to work backstage with the youth theatre and would help order and make costumes."

"Or"
"You're a top secret super spy and you can't admit it because that would be breaking your contract. You use the wigs to go under cover"

"I can neither confirm or deny that statement."

"I knew it."
"That explains why I don't know your name, cause you don't know which one of your under cover identities to use."

"Mmk"

"You can trust me I won't spill your secret identity to the Russian assassins that are chasing you."

"Gosh dang it I thought I lost them back in Mexico."

"You can be my favorite top secret super spy if you want."

"I'll pass."

"Goodbye, super spy."

"How is it a secret if you keep saying it?"

"Goodbye."

"Bye."