Who knows

{2}

June 5, 7:12 p.m.
From: Ruby's Customer
To: Worst Nightmare

"Sooooo were you ever going to give me Cecelia's number?"

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry I totally forgot"

"I noticed and you're not forgiven"

"Well good thing I don't care"
"Maybe I won't give you that maniac's number after all."
"You don't deserve it."

"Can I get it anyways?"

"Do you care that much about her?"

"Yes"

"I guess you'll have to beg for it then."

"My dear goddess oh holy one I beg I plead will you please forgive my foolishness."

"Hmmm"

"I will never bother you again my lady"

"Did you just assume my gender?"

"I uh..."

"Haha I'm just kidding. I'm a girl or more correctly a goddess."

"..."

"I stand by my statement."

"Okay dear goddess will you bless your humble servant with Cecelia's number?"

"Okay okay let me get it."

*contact shared*

"Thank the Lord!"

"You know you have very contradicting religions. Worshiping God and a goddess"

"It's been working for me."

"You're a mess."

"You barely know me"

"Actually you're right so why am I still talking to you"

...
...

"You're not even going to say goodbye. Just plain rude."

...

"bye"