Who knows

{4}

June 8, 3:48 p.m.
From: Ruby's Customer
To: Daisy Girl

"Who is Daisy Girl?"

"Excuse me?"

"Your contact name. You're Daisy Girl"

"No I'm not."

"Then who are you?"

"Real question is who are you?"

"I'm Nate, Carson's best friend."

"I'm confused who is Carson?"

"I give up."

"Fine by me."

"Did you know you can be very passive agressive, super spy?"

"Carson?"

"Yes?"

"Who was the other guy?"

"That idiot was Nate."

"Okay?"

"Apparently it's okay now to go through someone's phone when they get up for food."

"That is unforgivable"

"Well I know that, that's why I ate the food I brought him."

"You're a cruel, cruel person, Cruela de Carson."

"He was the one who looked through my phone when I got up for food."

"Yes yes that's unforgivable but stealing someone's food is the worst sin imaginable."

"You're impossible."

"I know you are but what am I?"

"Five years old"

"Hmph and I'm the rude one"

"You are"

"Fine I guess you won't mind me stop being rude, Cruella de Carson"

"What does that mean?"
...
"Hello?"
"Super Spy, you're being rude by ignoring me."
"Super Spy"