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GUY: Hey teenage girlfriend how was twilight
GIRL: Actually it was Twilight; Breaking Dawn Part 2
GUY: Sure. How was it?
GIRL: I think I want to break up. The movie made me realize you're no good
GUY: What? Why?
GIRL: You don't act anything like Edward. You're not rich, or romantic, you dont have a sense of style, you don't have porcelain skin, or intense red-rimmed eyes
GUY: In my defense you're not like Bella either
GIRL: What do you mean
GUY: She spends a lot of time not talking
GIRL: You're such a jerk
GUY: At least I don't twinkle in the moonlight
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The Super Dooper Joke Book
HumorJust a bunch of funny jokes that are not my own and I'm just sharing them. Hope they make you laugh!!
