Pet Peeves

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So one of the things that I hate the most about having a dick, is when you get a boner in either gym shorts or tight pants. If either of those happen you're screwed. If you get one in gym shorts, it pops right out in the middle of you're pants and you have to finagle your shirt to try to cover it until it goes away. If you're in tight pants, it goes in one side of your underwear and just chills there until it stops. And if it's one that is painful and stays for a while..... good luck. If you have big shorts, a small dick, or giant underpants, then don't worry.
Another thing is that guys worry about dick size. Like seriously am I the only one that puts a ruler up to my dick everyday and is like "Well we've got 6 inches her today, CHESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" Like seriously, I celebrate reaching the inches milestone. Seriously I cant be the only one who does that, right?

Okay I'm done rambling love you guys, stay twisty nipple fresh!!!

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