July 2nd 1992: 3am
|Monaè's P.O.V|
"-IS IT COMIN OUT?!" I shout through the bathroom door as me and shaheed wait. It didn't take long for the laxatives to kick in but all this nigga doin is fartin.
"MONAÉ SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CANT SHIT WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN TO ME DAMN!" Caine shouted back, I sigh...he kinda right tho. I pinch my nose when I start smellin some typa funk.
"WHAT DO I DO ?!...ITS STUCK" Caine shouts, me and shaheed look at each other confused, not really knowing what to say.
"HOW THE FUCK YO SHIT STUCK?!" I shout back. I gave him laxatives!, how the fuck his shit like boulders now?.
"ITS. NOT. LEAVING. MY. ASS. HOLE. NIGGA" He shouted back still tryina be a smart mouth when he could easily die right now.
"I DONT KNOW...PUSH!" Shaheed shouts, not really knowing what to say.
"THIS AINT NO DAMN BABY I-UGHHhhh" Caine cut himself off, probably shitting... finally.
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July 2nd 1992: 2pm
|Monaé's P.O.V|
Caine ended up shitting out the balloon thirty minutes after...and hasn't stopped shutting since. I had a serious talk with him after that, crazy nigga almost kill't himself for a ball size piece of coke?. Stupid stupid stupid mother fucker.
I ended up staying at kai and khalis, I was too damn tired to be driving back. They let me have a quick shower too which was good, after getting dressed properly I walked to the front porch where everyone was just kickin it, playing dominos, smokin blunts and just talkin an shit.
"What's good y'all" I holla everyone. They all greet me as I walk off the porch to the front yard.
"I'm bouta go to the store, anyone want anything?" I ask.
"Be a G and get me a chocolate bar" Kai asked playing a game of dominos with shaheed.
"Gimme the money then" I held my hand out, Kai looked up at me from his game of dominos, with a sour face.
"You just offered me? I ain't payin" Kai kissed his teeth making me roll my eyes.
"Fuck you think this is? The united negro fund? Gimme thattt" I grab the dollar bill from his hand. Making everyone laugh.
"Broke ass" he muttered, making me chuckle to myself, I might be right! But that's why I got money.
"Nah I'm just playin... here" I held out his money, he looked at me suspiciously but when he tried to grab it I pulled it away.
"Sike! yuh mom make yo booty shine!" I joke, making everyone crack up. That sayin is just too funny tho.
"Man whateva" he threw his arms in my direction. I crack myself up.
"Ay Can I get ah-" I cut off Caine. This nigga.
"I ain't gettin you shit after you ruined my sleep yesterday" I kiss my teeth.
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Poetic Monaé • Tupac Shakur
Fanfic"Wait till the paparazzi get a load of this..." "So what?, let em talk babygirl..." ___________________ Featuring a lot of your 90s favs! From Eazy-e to new edition ? So If you enjoy drama, comedy, the 90s and a lotta Tupac Shakur? This is the boo...
