Paint and Stitches

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Lui: ... *walks into a room full of paintings* nice pieces

Painter: ...thanks

Lui: *jumps* whoa! Who the Fuck are you?!

Painter: who the Fuck are you

Lui: I asked you first!

Painter: I asked you second

Lui: bitch just answer me

Painter: bitch answer me!

Lui: oh is that how its gonna be?

Painter: hell yes!

Narrator: 20 minutes later

Painter: *breathes heavily* names bloody painter

Lui: see *pants* was.. *pants more* that hard?

*both fall on the floor*

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