Jeff: .... Ben
Ben: yeah bro?
Jeff: I'm concerned about this fangirl stuff
Ben: dude you were so happy for them to be at your feet. What happened?
Jeff: there's too many.... And too many oc pastas
Ben: is that it?
Jeff: dude they put us with guys! I'm straight
Ben: I'm not I curve~
....
Ben: heyyyyy
Jack: *on floor looking relaxed* whaaaaat
Ben: look
Jack: I can't see
Ben: then feel my curves~
Jack: Fuck off
Ben: no you Fuck me
.....
Toby: *on the couch reading a book*
Ben: *pops up* Toby!
Toby: *looks at him* yeah?
Ben: I have two questions for ya
Toby: shoot
Ben: one are you a virgin and two are you gay for me?
Toby: *blushes hard* t-the fuck b-b-Ben!!!!
Ben: answer meeeeee
Toby: n-no!!
Ben: awww *sad*
