This is a conversation I had with a guy I go to school with over Snapchat. Disclaimer- We joke about everything!
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"See you tomorrow. Well actually I hope you don't show up"
"I hope you die."
"Ouch"
"I will kill your future son"
"Bitch you think you'll know me when I have a son? Ever heard of the term 'leave you're problems at the door'?"
"No but a have heard of 'shut the fuck up you little bitch'"
"Where? Mommy been talking to you again?"
"I will rape you're sons dead body then piss on his grave"
"I made a bet that you were gay. You're dad owes me money can you tell him for me?"
"But don't worry, that's nothing compared to what I'll be doing to you're future daughter"
"Oh and what will you be doing?"
"I will rape her until she dies and I see the depth of hell in her eyes while I tickle her toes. OK too far. I am a phsycopath"
"Agreed"
"Well at least I won"
"I'm trying so hard not to burst out laughing. So if I look at you tomorrow and start laughing, you know why. It's because you're ugly as fuck"
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And now that you're read the whole wired/phsycopathic conversation, I'll tell who was who. The guy I go to school was the phsycopath! Surprise! 😂😂😂 He's so weird.
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