Guy: Are you single?
Me: No, i'm plural.
Guy: I meant are you free this Friday?
Me: No, i'm f***ing expensive.
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Comique (Funny Book)
Humor*FUNNIEST JOKES ALERT* Goal for this month: no more goals :)
(18) Funny Text
Guy: Are you single?
Me: No, i'm plural.
Guy: I meant are you free this Friday?
Me: No, i'm f***ing expensive.
