Me: Mom do you have any gum?
Mom: Yes I have a pack of juicy fruit in my puss.
Me: Whattttttttttttttttttt?
Mom: In my puss
Mom: Puss
Me: Ew. I don't think I want that.
Mom: Purse damn it. New pack
YOU ARE READING
Comique (Funny Book)
Humor*FUNNIEST JOKES ALERT* Goal for this month: no more goals :)
