little useless things

Bad Title

*brushes my teeth*..

*drinks orange juice after*

FUCK *spits it out*

Gotenks: -.-.....???

;-;

OH

HI

....

😂😂😂😂

Ok I don't know what to do
But my little sister
Bought this cat toy thing
So that if you touch the back
It meows, purrs, and moves
BUT
IT LOOKS

FUCKING POSSESSED OKAY???

LIKE

I PRESSED IT

AND IT JUST TWITCHED AND MOVED IT'S PAWS LIKE IT WAS WALKING

BUT IT WASNT

IT JUST STAYED IN PLACE

😂😂😂😰😰😰😱

THEN

oh geez

THEN IT JUST FLOPS FORWARD AND CRAWLS

BUT STILL

IT.

DOESN'T. FUCKING. MOVE.

....

So I just kick it over

*kicks it over onto its side*

....

THEN

THEN.

*it starts moving it's paws and feet*

....

I DIDN'T EVEN PRESS THE BACK

AND IT STARTS MOVING

LIKE

SATAN MUCH.

GET THIS THING OUTTA MY HOUSE

*gets the holy water*

BEGONE DEMON

*it purrs and meows*

...............................

*THROWS IT OUT THE HOUSE