●~My Prisoner~● [UF!Papyrus x Fem!Reader]

●~Chapter 24: Pastries to DIE for~●

You sat down at the counter. Muffet was smiling at you, waiting for you to order. You looked up at the menu.

"So um... what's popular around here?"

"Oh? Ahuhuhuhu~ The Spider Pastry is liked by everyone who has been here. Want a taste? It's only 356 for one!"

You looked at flowey. "A little help here?"

"Hey, Muffet! What if I told you that your money income would increase if you offered discounts.

  Like...if you set your spider doughnuts, from 70g to 15g, Monsters would buy more and you'll be getting more then 70g on a daily basis.

  So what's better? Earning 70g with very little amounts of monsters coming around to eat your delicious pastries? Or 15g, where you constantly get more money and sell more pastries?"

  Flowey was amazing at bargaining. It made so much sense. No one smart enough could resist the greed of more money.

"Hmm... you've got a fair point their flower... alright, since you two are my only customers in the entire month, I suppose I could give you a discount."

"How about, say... 5 Spider Pastries, 4 Spider Donuts, 7 mini croissants, a tart and half a bottle of spider cider for about... 93g?"

  You smiled and said "Sound great! Thanks, Muffet!"

"Any time. Now hold on a second! I need to get some money from my "supplier". "

Muffet's POV

  I went to the back of my cafe and loaded my gun. I grabbed my spider silk sack and my bulletproof vest.

  Time to go bank lifting! I haven't done this in three days... such a long time ago...

  I took my old spiderweb shortcuts and got there in a blast! I took a minute to straighten my outfit before bursting into the bank.

"Where's my fucking money?!"

  The guards protecting the place? I know them all too well. Their techniques? Their style of fighting? Easy win for Muffet! Ahuhuhuhu~

  I easily dodged their gun fires and attacks. I even managed to take all of them down in a single swing! New record! I went into the safes and the gold hoard. I took it all and lept away.

Your POV
  Muffet came back. You saw her carrying a sack full of something...

"I'm back!! Now here you are deary." Muffet took all of the orders things out from the kitchen.

  Flowey and You started eating. Muffet seemed... pleased. You two finished in a flash. "Muffet! Who taught you to cook? This is amazing!" You complimented Muffet and she seemed very happy

  "Why... a young sentry by the name of Papyrus taught me. Then I taught my spiders!" Muffet then stopped and gave the spiders an upset look before saying "Apparently... their cannibals..."

  Papyrus teaches others to cook... even his name makes you miss him so much.

  You took out your wallet wanting to pay but Muffet stopped you. "I already got the money from a... sponsor..."

  You looked at flowey and placed your wallet back into your pocket. "Bye Muffet!!!" You waved and left the parlour.

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  With flowey's help, you managed to get back to snowdin in no time!! However, you were stuck in the same snowy place. The very place where you first arrived.

  You couldn't find the town anywhere and Flowey's navigation skills around this part of snowdin was... rather terrible...

  You kept coming back to the same spot! "Flowey... are you sure we aren't lost?"

  "Um.. yeah... I'm sure..." he replied, obviously not sounding sure. Suddenly, the sound footsteps came about...

Slowly.. getting louder...
and louder...

You turned your head to see a figure holding a baseball bat, but before you could do anything...

you were knocked out in

One

Single

Hit