Eyeless Jack hates winter with a firey passion, because the black goop in his eye sockets always freezes, and then he has to spend hours scraping it out. It's a very tedious and painful process.
(Edit as of Oct 14 2017
WHAT THE HECKY DIZZLE GUYS WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS "BOOK" HAVE 100,000 READS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HONESTLY.
Ok, now that my initial freak out is over, THANK YOU for 100k. I really appreciate it, but dude, I can't wrap my head around the number, like it isn't registering. I'll update a few hours (or days) later, just you wait and it'll just be a bunch of "AJKDHSMFKEHEJWHATATNSJAA" and then you'll know the number has registered with my brain
EDIT, AGAIN, AS OF MARCH 21, 2018: (btw I feel I should mention idk why that's in all capitals) Guyyyys why does this book have 200k? Like... Holy shit. I'm at a loss for words- but thank you guys so much! I know I must sound like a broken record by now, but I really do mean it! It's crazy that a silly little headcannons book can get this many views, just- wow. (Also, would it be annoying if I updated this with a thank you every hundred K? Probably. Lemme know if you guys think I should wait for bigger milestones 'cause I don't wanna annoy anyone.)
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Creepypasta Headcannons
FanfictionI've read so many of these headcannon books, so I thought why not make my own?
