My shit in a book

Oh Dear Lord

Sebastian: You know last time I played this game , a lot of you were telling me.
"Oh Sebastian , you swear to much"
"Oh Sebastian , this isn't how a butler acts."
Well you know what , I don't think I even sweared once  the last video , so could you please just SHUT THE FUCK UP , okay? And let me play my game ,cause that's all I want to do you know *mumbling* that's all , that's all I ask you know
OH GOD NO ITS MONDAY, ITS MONDAY , THAT'S CLAUDE'S DAY
NO NO GOD NO-
Claude: Well if it isn't Monday.
Alois can't stop me now
Making my way down stares with a body in my ..possesion? I believe so?
Well it seems I'm in quite the pickle here
If I die tell Alois to go fuck himself
That seems very appropriate
My name is Claude Faustus and this is jackass going to kill I believe 10 children
*dies*
Well that did not go as I had for seen
Sebastian: Sebastian!
Claude: Claude...
Sebastian: Sebastian!
Claude: Claude...
Sebastian: Sebastian!
Claude:*sigh* Claude.....
Claude:NO NO NO MONDAY'S OVER NO NO NO
Sebastian: Sebastian's back bitches! Who's ready to play?
Kyoya:*sigh* Alright let's get to the host club , I hope this school has-
Tamaki: BAHNANANANA ITS THE MOTHER FUCKIN TAMATAMAKI OURAN!
KYOYA! We need to go find
We need to go find those panties
Just for-
Kyoya: Really? Now? Its 6:30 am come on
Tamaki: It maybe 6:30 but its never to early or late
Kyoya:Okay , okay fine if it shuts you up.
Okay which ones- omg I can't believe I'm doing this
Which ones do you want for haruhi?
Tamaki:hm let's look over * tamaki being stupid*
Kyoya: we have the bear ones
Tamaki: oo I'd love to wear those (bruh)
Kyoya: should we keep going? Or stick with those?
Tamaki: let's keep going , just in case
Kyoya: oh for fucks sake
What about these kawaii moe-
Tamaki: KAWAII! Those are nice but let's keep going
I don't think anyone would wanna be found in school wearing those
Let's go with the strawberry!
They seem like something she would like
When we're in the street you hear YAND-EY-RE
You'r- you're being eaten by the fence
We're going on a trip on our favorite bicycle
Kyoya: so what should we do with this weapon then?
Tamaki: uh idk see if anybody steps to close then maybe we can uh slit a bitch
Kyoya: there's somebody on the roof and uh I heard they like haruhi
Tamaki: oh *yandere tamaki activated* alright then
*threatening music*
Let's give them a little ... Teaser
Kyoya: I didn't want to kill a girl!
*frantic arguing*
You told me to kill her!
A/n--------------------
For be in the lazy fuck I am my fingers won't work fast enough to get this out by ten completed so just watch the rest of the video if you haven't already