from my class today
"I'm about so go get laiiidddd"
"that'd be good for you, take away some stress"
"I use my blubber to stay warm like a sperm whale"
"Ok so you know boys get periods too right"
"Do you have my marijuana tea?"
"That smells like weed"
"How would you know"
"Ok so when a girl is ready to get pregnant blood comes out and it's ripping her guts out" (ehajajab what even??)
"You're not black, you have green eyes"
"You said your grandfather has green eyes"
"Well yeah, but-bu that's-that that's totally diff- ughhh fuck you"
"Sex and porn defying awesomeness"
"Drink the alcohol and smoke the weed, kids"
"Somewhere over the rainbow, there's a huge supply of coccaiiinneee"
I don't even know
