things said by one of my teachers today
"Ben, I'm not asking you to get a major concussion, I'm asking you to read three chapters of a book"
"Ben, you need to go pick up the bishop you flicked across the room"
"Ben, you need to stop talking about weed tea and focus"
"Ben, please stop acting like you're high"
"Ben, please stop saying giggidy"
"Does everything have to be about Family Guy, Ben?!"
"Stop throwing erasers at people, Adeena has bruise!!"