from my insane class today
"where i be from we be grillin turtles on the crockpot"
"PENETRATION!!!!! FINNA PENETRATE YOUR ASS BRUH"
"we just be New Yorkers (in exaggerated new york accent) driving up to Connecticut to get some fudge"
"how do you say five in English?"
"biLL AND BEN THE FLOWER PO-"
"WEEEEEEEEEEEED" (k like why the fuck did i show them this show. they're now insane. it's called bill and ben the flower pot men and it was basically my life as a three year and also scarred me for life so yeah)
"hOW THE FUCK BRUH. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS THAT FUCKIN SHOT BRO YOUR DICK HAS BETTER AIM"
"sometimes roleplaying is done.. with whips"
"what??"
"like BDSM jesus, dana"
"what's that?"
"good god"
"it's like if Keaton were to bang you will whopping your ass, bruh"
"the closest i've ever come to fasting was when i went 32 hours without food to prove a point to my parents"
"AY BRUH IM RUNNING HERE,JESUS WATCH IT WHITE BOY MOVE YOUR MICROSCOPIC ASS"
"do any of youse wanna crack hookup i gotta guy at oil city"
"dee probably wants some, sign her up bruh"
"i gotchu man, some crack for the dee, a few joints for drew and you, sounds goulda"
