from oovoo ing my camp friends
"who's with Logan"
"I call him"
"you love Gaston, the tall, dark, strong, and handsome brute??"
"shut the fuck up"
"yaaa"
"you sound high"
"shut the fuck up, сука" (bitch)
"fahişe yüzü, you can go kiss my ass" (whore face)
"you wish"
"wait, Maia and Chloe"
"OTP!!"
"no, Avery and Rianna are otp!"
"okay fine, Maioe and Riavery are otp!"
"send out the wedding invitations"
"wAIT A DOUBLE WEDDING"
"fuck yeah"
"you look like a toe, Gabs"
"correction, a toe with great eyebrows"
"true"
"okay which of the founding fathers would you fuck?"
"I think the real question is who in comet's cast would you fuck"
"do you have any other groups of people that we have to choose who to fuck in"
"yes. be more chill, bbaj, newsies, phantom, pippi-"
"OKAY, ELISJHA WE GET IT YOU WOULD FUCK PIPPIN"
"I know you want this for life, fuck you so goo-"
"could you stop singing lil boaty for one minute"
"did you just call lil yachty 'lil boaty'"
"yes"
"Josh, you okay?"
"yeah, we're just doing improv"
"great improv"
"yeah, we're so good at improv we made an improv sex tape"
"whAT THE FUCK"
"bruh, I just fell on my butt bone. this is not a time to joke"
"god, ri. don't be a 3 year old"
"okay, sorry dickhead. it's your fault i broke my ass"
"what the actual fuck, it sounds like we had anal"
