but thanks to my class, i had to (a tribute to the last day of school)
-"did one of you put my beard in the telephone booth?"
-"ben, pick up the bishop you just flicked across the room"
-"benjamin, stop straddling keaton"
-"why are we talking about koala condoms?"
-"lesbians are not a different species, dude"
-"hopefully he wore underwear today"
-"keaton, why are you pants in my locker?"
-"my friends or not hookers oh my god"
-"b-a-w-l-i-n-g, bawling. not 'balling'"
-"did you just call me a lesbian dickweed?"
-"why are we even talking about ben's drug guy at oil city?"
-"your lips are not chopped, they are chapped"
-"sweet jesus why is andrew naked exactly?!?!"
-"there are no cards involved in dice games"
-"did you just call me mommy?"
-"i am not you mother, benjamin"
-"i did not 'steal your weiner'"
-"no keaton, you can't put mine or deanna's clothes on us omg"
actually going to miss them this summer possibly what
