JOHN: Do The Hunting Thing

Dirkjake. Thats all

==> Be Jake the Snake

I looked back, only to see a very familiar blonde. I picked my gun back up, glaring at him. "Strider." It sickened me to see that he was smirking. "Where are they." He merely hummed, stepping forward. "You mean the little dork and the bitch? Never seen them." My glare intensified. "Liar."

He chuckled. "You know it, babe." I frowned. "Don't call me that. That was over when you tried to kill me." The blonde pouted childishly. "Jakeyyy..."
"Nooooo..." "Yesss..." "Fuck you."
"Gladly." I groaned. "Where did you even put them, you bloody bastard?"

This only caused Dirk to smirk more. "You know, I can take you to them.." I shook my head. "I'll take my chances on finding them myself, thanks." This quickly changed his smirk to a frown, and he took a step closer. "Now Jake, you know that isn't safe.."

I took a step back. "And I know you aren't safe,either." This only conjured a light orange smoke from his eyes. I had fucked up. "Say, Dirk, maybe I can... reconsider the offer?" I was trying to get on his good side, because maybe, just maybe, he really wanted to help me. Doubtful. This seemed to make him a bit less cranky, as the smoke faded, but the frown was still there.

He took a step closer. "You're lying." I gulped, forcing myself to look at him. "And you're Sugoi." I always used this when we were dating, and I hoped it it had the same effect. Apparently it did, because he showed a small smile. "Yeah, I'll take you to them. But you might not like what you see."

This sparked a bit of morbid curiosity. "What do you mean by that?" "Well I mean, you might not like what Dave did to John." My face paled. "What did he do." "You'll see.."

I was completely pissed by now. "No! Not "let's see." More like "I'll tell you because if you don't you'll shoot me kawaii ass!" He frowned. "Well maybe you should just learn to trust me!"

I growled softly. "I CANT TRUST YOU AFTER YO--" my words were cut off as he kissed me. It was soft and sweet, like it used to be. Temporarily forgetting my terrible mood and the current situation, I melted into the kiss. He nibbled at my lip; and I gladly opened my mouth. And that's when I remembered. I still had in my tongue piercing. And it was silver.

Seconds later, I was greeted my a slight hiss, and Dirk pulling away from my mouth. "What the hell Jake?!" I hummed, pleased with myself. "That's what happens when you kiss someone without asking, Strider." He frowned against my smile.

It was going to be a rough night.