incident report:
offenders:
Ryn Jero, Devon Black, Zander Rollins
offense:
the three offensers were found outside their hotel room, Devon dressed as scooby do, Ryn dressed as Shaggy, and zander in a monster/blob costume with the mask off and his hands tied behind his back while screaming "you meddling kids!"
coarse of action:
the teens were tested for alcohol and any other form of illegal substancees. they were declared clean and returned to their rooms. also they were put on probation with the threat of being kicked out if they acted up anymore.
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famous person key
Travis - travis barker from Blink 182
other travis - travis from We The Kings
josh - josh ramsay from Mariana's Trench
Alex - Alex gaskarth from All Time Low
*( after the contest, in the green room, meeting between the two winning bands, the judges, and the judge's band mates.)
* Devon p.o.v.*
"so as i see it, we have two options..." Travis said awkwardly
"and those would be..?" i asked
"well... i was thinking... and basicaly, either you guys drop out, and i doubt thats gonna happen... or the other band shou- i mean could drop out, and comparitively i thinks thats the best choice. " he said.
" OR!" shouted Josh from the phone in the middle of the table. i had forgotten he was even there, buti guess Alex must have called him up and filled him in while we were waiting for the other band to show up. it made sense i guess, considering that it was their headlining tour and all.
"or, we could just expand the tour by one more band! i doublt the venues would mind and im sure the tour bus we got for the winning band could have space for both of them if they use our roadies. i dont see why it couldnt work." you could hear him smiling through the phone
" thats a good point! i like that idea!" zander said excitedly.
"or the other band could just drop out and let the real winners be the real winners" mumbled the lead singer of the other band that nobody really likes
" well we know thats nopt going to happen do you can shut up!" ryn almost screamed at her.
okay, lets calm down here. there are more important issues at hand." said alex. it was the first thing he had said so far.
" and those would be?" asked josh.
"well for starters, i highly doubt that hopless is willing to sign two bands at the same time. and even if they did, we all know hopless would want to see instant reults, meaning we would need an album from each of them within six months, and we all know thats barely enough time for even one band to produce an album. and on that note finding a producer for each band who's willing to do it for free, or at least very very cheap." alex sighed. it must be hard for him to sound smart.
"shit... i havent even thought about that..." said travis.
"well then you should all be glad that i am ever so smart because i already figured all of that out!" said josh
" and what exactly did you come up with?" asked Alex, sounding really annoyed.
"first off, i think hopeless should have the band that won, whatever their name i-"
"MARY ROLLING AND THE HANDERS!!!!!" interupted a very pissed off looking lead singer.
"yeah, them." snapped josh "as i was saying, hopeless should have MARY ROLLING AND THE HANDERS andif nothing else, alex or matt can produce their record. and the REAL winners, Drool Bus Drop Outs, should come with me to 604 and i can produce their record." once again you could hear him smiling through the phone, you could also hear the smile fall off his face when the lead singer of that band that nobody cares about started screaming her head off.
" YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! WE WON! WE WON FAIR AND SQUARE! WE PLAYED THE SHOW, AND WE WERE BETTER THAN ANYBODY ELSE! THATS HOW COMPETITION WORKS! THEY CAME IN SECOND! THEY DONT DESERVE ANY OF THIS! WE BEAT THEM, AND YET THEY'RE GETTING THE BEST DEAL! WE SHOULDNT EVEN BE DISGUSSING THIS! THEY DIDNT WIN! THEY DONT DESERVE TO BE HERE! IF EVERY OTHER BAND GOT UP ON THAT STAGE AND PLAYED AGAIN I AM CERTAIN THAT THEY WOULDNT BE HERE! SO WHY ARE THEY GETTING SPECIAL TREATMENT?! THEY LOST! WE WON! THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT! WE SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE COMPROMISING ON ANYTHING!"
at this point both zander and I were sitting on ryn, my hand on top of her mouth and zanders hand on top of mine. holding her down was no easy feat, but was definitely necessary if this other girl wanted to keep her face arranged the way it is. everybody just stared at the screaming girl dumbfounded until josh broke the silence.
"well, it looks like you'll be getting your wish after all. there will be no compromise because there will be no second band. Mary Rolling and the Handers, you are hereby removed from the competiton. you will not attend tour, you will not attend any of the shows, and your stupid ass hell if you think anybodys gonna sign you after word of this little 'episode' gets out. and you can be certain that it will." josh said in that tone that your parents use when they want to scare the shit out of you but wont scream cuz they dont want the neighbors to hear.
"and may i just add" said other travis "that you guys wouldnt have made it anyway, because you dont work well together. if you look over at drool bus drop outs, they are sitting on their band mate to keep her from doing exactly what you just did. that is a sign that they love one another. notice how your band mates are just sitting there, waiting to leave- and you probably wont ever see them again- because they dont like you what so ever. real band mates stay by each other no matter how bad it gets. you guys just abandoned your lead singer and let her walk into a battle that you all knew she would never win. that was cruel." other trvis said. it was the first thing he had said thoughout the whole meeting.
they left with their tales between their legs the second they were dismissed.
"well, i never did like to compromise anyway." said alex
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