End Regret Chances Take

Chapter Five

TWIST AND TURNS
(Elysian)

Aba't kailan pa ako nagsimulang mag-diskubre nang hubog ng  mga  pangangatawan ng isang lalaki?!

Ngayon?

As in?!

It's so not me!

I totally didn't say those words. Am I really, right? Yuck! Kasinungalingan lahat ng sinabi ko kanina and it's definitely not me whose saying those stupid complements through this guy in front of me. I swear it's really not me and its...its m-my other half, yah! Right my other half can't stop its temptation.

Ohh what was I thinking, I think I'm look like a total embarrassed idiot right now. How could I mentally block my thoughts whenever I see this guy...his face and his wholesome scares my entire system in just one look of his eyes. I felt drowning from his superiority.

"Hey you!" Okay managinip ka lang Yseult, nananaginip ka lang na sumisigaw na siya ngayon at pagkatapos pumikit ka at mawawala na tong impaktong 'to. Isa lang siyang malaki at  masamang masamang masamangggggg panaginip...!

"Hey you kind of a little shoat!" What the?! Kanina siguro iniisip kong panaginip lang na kaharap ko 'tong mukhang mabangis na lobo na 'to at ako naman ay isang magandang baboy na takot na takot maging best dessert niya. But hearing him calling me a SHOAT!!! SHOAT?! AKO ISANG SHOAT?! Tapos LITTLE pa! In tagalog BABOY! MALIIT NA BABOY raw ako!!! Urghh!!! Kakainit ng digestive system ang sinabi niya! Naiinis lang ako kasi sana naman dinagdagan niya ng sexy na word...nakalimutan niyang ilagay yung capital letter lahat at may font size na one million 'MAGANDA!'

"What me a shoat?!" Oo ako na next nag-reply kaso hindi ito text kaya ang tawag 'late reaction' ako. Inabot ng ilang minuto bago ako nakasagot. Errrrrrrrrr!!! Kung may baboy lang na nakapaglalabas ng pangil siguro kinagat ko na mga julicious muscles niya—uhmm muscles niya sa leeg hehehe.

"You just like...that" sabi niya sabay nguso doon sa hawak ko.

My eyes became wangeful, spiteful, bitter, unforgiving and unmerciful vengeance while having a hot boiling lava. Errrrr!!! Sasabog na yata akong parang bulkan sa lobong toh!!!

"What did you just—ohh you— you conceived of an ugly animal—that has a caudate—a...a...a wolf! You kind of a sap and bogy animal! And don't you dare belittle me 'cause I won't let you!" I saw him shock as I was but I didn't let him know that my knees already shaking and my hands are feeling numb while my throat being consumptive. Kahit ganun na ang nararamdaman ko sa loob-looban ko, taas noo pa rin ako at habang hawak ang magkabilang bewang ko.

"Who are you?" He ask after he recover and get back to his senses.

"Ako..." I  consciously stop and I saw him lift his right eye brow and I gulped before I continue. Urghh! Why just I can't endure his gaze through me?

"Ako...kilalang crush ng city, sikat sa pilipinas, asset ng barkada, palaban sa kalokohan and ang lakas ng appeal, kaya ang pangalan ko ay JOKE! Oo joke lang yon! Hehehe—he—he—he." Patay grabe wahhhhhhhhhh! Dapat pala hindi ko na siya biniro lagot na yung titig niya nakakamatay, nakakauhaw, nakaka-kaba, nakaka—ano pa ba nga ba uhmm...nakakalaglag ng panty! Wala na kong maisip na iba.

"Wahhhhh—" Actually wala pa 'man siyang sasabihin sumigaw na ko. Di 'man ako excited promise! Magsasalita palang siya niyan. Face palm.

"What did you just—" He was interrupted because of a sudden tilt of the ground, an earthquake...what the fudge there's a commotion in this place because gradually it tremor everything which later on  this place will  be overthrown!