Aries: Punches anyone who talks to them for the next two hours
Taurus: who dARE disturB THE BULL
Gemini: spends the next twenty minutes describing their dream about being president of Russia. To their mirror.
Cancer: wakes up having a heart attack because they could've "sworn" that someone was breaking into their house
Leo: I am dead. The lion is dead. I can't see the point in going on.
Virgo: *wipes drool off their face* I am art.
Scorpio: declares nuclear war
Sagittarius: Lulz what r naps?
Capricorn: Sleep is for the weak.
Aquarius: Has completely forgotten the English language. Begins communicating with grunts.
Pisces: Decides to shower to try to wake up, falls asleep, leaves shower running, floods the house, and kills the other zodiac signs.
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Zodiac signs 3!
RandomNow as promised on my second book, here's my third zodiacs book! Thank you all so much for all the support, comments, and votes you've given me! Now not all things I write in book about your signs may apply to you. You could actually relate more to...
