Aries: cut me off one more time I freakin dare you
Taurus: SToP YELLING @ peOPLE THEY can't hear YOU
Gemini: flipping people off doesn't really affect them fyi
Cancer: use your FREAKING blinker
Leo: is it that hard to go in a straight line???
Virgo: please calm down it's a car not a airplane
Libra: don't wave at me like ur sorry
Scorpio : get ur head out of ur but ur like seriously scaring me
Sagittarius: get off the steering wheel like how can you even breathe
Capricorn: please speed up oh my god
Aquarius: get off ur phone before I rip it out of ur hand and shove it up ur butt
Pisces: not every1 is trying to kill you like chill please
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Zodiac signs 3!
RandomNow as promised on my second book, here's my third zodiacs book! Thank you all so much for all the support, comments, and votes you've given me! Now not all things I write in book about your signs may apply to you. You could actually relate more to...
