Aries: paints eggs, then forgets about them until they start rotting
Taurus: organizes an Easter egg hunt for the children
Gemini: sits and does nothing. Easter is just another day. There is no God.
Cancer: makes the eggs reALLY FUCKING HARD TO FIND GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CANCER
Leo: actually goes on the Easter egg hunt and takes it completely seriously
Virgo: makes a nice dinner but doesn't actually do the whole religion thing
Libra: two words: baby chickens
Scorpio: sits and eats Easter candy all day, then lies to the children about why there isn't any candy in their Easter baskets
Sagittarius: goes to church ironically
Capricorn: goes to church not ironically in Easter best
Aquarius: gets dragged to church by family ( still in Easter best, all dignity has been lost)
Pisces: egg dye E V E R Y W H E R E
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Zodiac signs 3!
AléatoireNow as promised on my second book, here's my third zodiacs book! Thank you all so much for all the support, comments, and votes you've given me! Now not all things I write in book about your signs may apply to you. You could actually relate more to...
