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A Canadians Trip to America

Jfc that was the scariest experience in my entire life.

I was scared when we were crossing the border because I have anxiety and I was afraid that I wasn't going to be able to answer any of the questions.

Once we got to the dude, he was really hot like hot damn pls show me your baton.

He looked at our passports and looked at us like we were stupid Canadians at let us go by. No questions or anything.

When we went over the border, it was literally like entering a whole new world. There was less snow and less traffic lanes. THERE WERE DEER ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY WTF. The houses were beat up and run down and it was slightly terrifying.

My mom and I finally got to the mall after passing some weird traffic lights and mad looking dudes in big cars.

When I got to Hot Topic

I entered heaven

THEY WERE SO NICE AND GOOD LOOKING IN THERE THIS ONE GUY LOOKED LIKE ANDY BIERSACK AND HE WAS LIKE SMIRKING AT ME AND I WAS LIKE

hot damn take me to the back room bae

After buying things, we went to the CD store and I found a Hollywood Undead CD and cried because they don't sell any of those and Canada from what I've seen.

Then we began to drive back because we hate shopping.

Everything was going smoothly until we got to the spot where you go back to Canada.

My mom told the person that we were crossing the border to test out our new passports. That was the truth, the guy didn't believe us.

We had to pull over and these two hot policemen came out. One came over to my side and his facial hair made me want to cry.

He told me to get out of the car and I wanted to cry because he was so pretty and I was having an anxiety attack.

They finished searching our car and told us we could leave. The end. Leaving Canada is really scary.