Wattpad Rants

Childhood Emails

You know that email you made when you were ten? You really wanted an email and the fun part was coming up with the name.

When I named my email, it was the biggest mistake of my life. I was a weird child.

I had that Fergie song stuck in my head. The one that goes "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S yeah" so I wanted glamorous in it because I could spell it.

Then I was like "I'm a girl and I can also spell awesome."

So my email was born.

glamorousgirlawesome@hotmail.com

Jesus christ. I used that goddamn email for everything. My Facebook, Tumblr, Wattpad, Twitter, everything.

I only recently decided I should probably get another email because that one was getting extremely embarrassing.

I just wish I could redo my childhood. I was so annoying and weird, but I think most of us were.

I had no friends then too, and I was extremely attached and Nick Jonas and I felt bad for watching Shane Dawson videos.

Tell me about your emails, hopefully I won't feel as bad about mine but omg, I don't think it gets any worse than glamorousgirlawesome.

Frick.