Disclaimer: This actually happened!
Me: *in a shop*
Me: *sees a massive lump of metal in the shape of a pear*
Me: MUM!!
Mum: yes?
Me: prePEAR for a terrible pun!
Mum: *rolls eyes*
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101 Puns!
HumorAre you a pun-thusiast? Do you want to be a comedian? Or are you just looking for some PUNderful puns? Well, fear not! I have PUN-hundred and PUN of those!!! ... Punderful!!! (I got bored)
