CHAPTER TWO
SOMEBODY DIES
Hadley rolled around, still sobbing like a little baby, and then she saw something walk in front of the door that looked like Lizzie's fat feet. "Bobelina? Is that you?" The object didn't answer and kept walking. Confused, Hadley got to her feet and turned to door knob but it wouldn't move. "The doors locked? WWWHHAAAT?" Hadley had a random seizure for no reason other than the narrator is as bored as heck.
Hadley stood there for an hour, banging on the door and throwing crazy fits that ended up with her breaking the mirror, the sink filled up, and toilet paper all over the floor.
The camera zoomed up on the object to see a giant banana, laughing evilly while twerking. I know you are probably asking why a banana is twerking. Well cause YOLO! I don't really know what the banana is saying because the camera man sucks and I wasn't even there I'm just watching the video. Oh look at that! I can finally hear something! Oooh... Poor camera man. He's being torn to pieces by the banana. Ouuuchie. Oh whatever! He was cheap. Well he WAS my cousin so of course he was cheap!
By the end of the day, everyone was eaten except some people in Washington state who are mostly
Girls cause girls are smarter. "IM GONNA EAT THAT ONE GIRL WHO DIDNT EAT MY BANANA PEEL! BUT FIRST, I NEED HELP FROM THE BONANAS!" He called up a few bonana friends and the war began.
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Banana Strikes
HorrorWhen the bananas strike, all is hopeless. The only way our world can be saved is if these 4 girls can fight against the bananas but with one problem: they all LOOOVVEEE bananas. Can they save the earth? Or will the banana grow big and eat their insi...
