Banana Strikes

Chapter 5

THE FINAL CHAPTER

THE END?

When Bella was walking home, she bumped in a hot looking blonde with eyes (yes eyes) who was shirtless. "Hi, my name is Ben." He said.

Bella licked her lips while checking him out, starting at his gorgeous head, down to his perfectly tanned six-pack and locked her light brown eyes on the squares (le six PAC) "MMM... Tasty!" she said as she bit her bright red, lip stick covered lips.

"She we go dance with the bananas?" Ben asked as he wrapped he arm around Bella's. She nodded and they dance and danced and kill all the bananas with their magical weenises.

When all the bananas were dead, the leader stepped forward and screamed. "YOU JUST KILLED A BUNCH OF INNOCENT PEOPLE! YOU ARE SUCH A MONSTER!" He cried.

"People?" Bella asked, "they tried to kill us! And they are bananas!"

"NO!" He continued, "THEY WERE YOUR BEST FRIENDS!"

"WHAT?!?!"

"YEAH! AND THERE'S MORE!" The banana peeled himself, revealing a beautiful Asian girl.

"AUBREY?!"

"Yep..." Aubrey looked down at the ground as a fat, salty year rolled down her cheek. "And I saw you flirting with Ben on a dating site!"

"WHAT?! I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE EXISTED TILL NOW! Wait... Are you jelly?"

"Yeah I'm jelly."

"In sorry Aubrey... I'll kiss you if you want me to make it up!"

"IMMM GOOD!"

They made up and Ben and Bella lives happily ever after and Aubrey agreed to be their maid to make up what she had done.

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20 years later

Bella had 36 babies, breaking the world record, and one day when Brooke and Ben were playing uno in bed, Aubrey went up to them. "OH, I FORGOT ONE THING! THIS IS ALL A DUMB STORY THAT JAIDYN MADE!"

~~~~~~~~THE END?!?!?!~~~~~~~~

EPILOGUE

After 20 years of taking a LOOOONG dump, Haley unlocked the bathroom door and stepped out seeing all of the dead, rotting banana peels, scattered around the floor. The put her hands on her hip and said, "Hey guys! What did I miss?" She looked around. "Guys?"

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AUTHOR'S NOTE

Hey guys! I hope you guys enjoyed this cray cray book! (I know mah bffs

Didn't! ;D) And the main characters were actually based on people Irl. Hadley is Haley (@Softball_Life12), Bella is Brooke (@Brookela1), Katie is Kaitlyn (@hiiidare), Aubrey is Audrey, Ben is Ben, Bobeline aka Lizzie is Elizabeth aka Libby, and tha narrator is moi! Be sure to check out the next book and love y'all! Cya! ;D XOXOXO