Banana Strikes

Chapter Four

CHAPTER FOUR

TAKE ME TO- THATS ALL IM GONNA SAY

All of the girls were terrified as they watched Lizzie being tore to pieces. In a stupid act of bravery, Bella stepped forward. "DONT MOI FWIENDS OR I AM GUNA HURT YO! Wait a second... I'm not a gangsta!"

Abe smirked and replied, "Since you are so beautiful, I ain't gonna kill you. Instead, I'm gonna take you to my castle and make yo mah queen!"

And before she could say no, the bonana queen picked her up and carried her to his castle. "HELP ME MARIO!" Bella yelled in a peach- from the Mario games- like voice.

"Who the heck is Mario?" Katie asked.

"Idk... But I bet he's hot!" Bella bit her

Lip as she thought about a sexy beach guy holding a plunger, coming to her rescue.

Blah, blah, blah, Bella got captured, Katie tried to eat all of the bonanas but got poisoned so she died but came back to life as a greek messenger goddess named Hermine, and here we are at Abe's castle in his room with Bella!

(Ok I'm so sorry... Please don't kill me! Also this is dedicated to one of my awesome bffs, Softball_Life12 aka Haley aka Hadley!) Abe locked Bella up in a cage and was going to make Bella wear a princess Leah from Star Wars slave suit, but thought that a banana suit would bring out her eyes more. When Abe was gone to go get some groceries, a magical light appeared randomly just outside of Bella's cage. The light took a human's form, and it was Hermine!

"Bella... If you want to live, you must follow these instructions. Abe is gonna give you drugged food so in order to not turn into an animal of his choice, you must eat this random herb"

"But it's poisonous!" Bella whined.

"JUST EAT IT FOR BONANA SAKES! GOSH!" Hermine screamed.

"Ok..." Bella ate the the stupid herb and suddenly felt magical. "OH ME GURSH!" She exclaimed, "I CAN SEE SOUND AND HEAR COLORS!"

Hermine continued," You must also use this knife I'm going to give you and threaten to kill him and then he is going to give you an offer to take you to bed. Accept. Oh kk? Got it all?"

"HI BLUEEE! ORANGE YOU SO FUNNY! HAHA!" Bella is still drugged.

"BBBYYYEEE!" Hermine flew away with her awesome winged shoes and broke the window, leaving Brooke all alone.

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Abe came back and came to the room. "I bought you some food!"

"YYYAAY! COME ON PINK! LETS GO CHOW DOWN SOME HAM!"

"I got you turkey..."

"Fine... CANADIAN HAM!"

"Canadian ham is bacon..."

"Fine... FRENCH CANADIAN HAM!"

"Whatever you say..." He sighed and have Bella the ham. Bella are it in one bite and she was fine.

"WHAT DA HEEEEYUUCK?!"

"What?" Bella looked all innocent. Then she grabbed the knife and put it on Abe's throat. "IM GONNA KILL YOU FOR NO REASON!"

Abe gasped. "OH NO! PLEASE DONT KILL ME! ILL FREE YOU AND BRING ALL UR FRIENDS BACK IF YOU TAKE ME TO BED! PLEEASE!"

"OH KAYKAY!" Bella and Abe went to Abe's California bonana king sized bed and they...

played monopoly. Turns out Brooke won so Abe let Brooke go home. But the stories not over yet. Keep reading to fine out what happens next!