CHAPTER THREE
THE BONANA KING
The bonanas arrived to see thousands of bananas surrounding the house where the girls are sleeping over. The lead bonana walked over to the lead banana.
"This is the house?" He asked
"YES! RRR UUU STUPID?" The lead banana named frank yelled.
"No I'm Abraham Lincoln." Abe replied, calmly.
"NO UR YELLOW!" He screamed.
"No you're yellow, I'm white. And do you want our help or not?"
"YES! JUST SHUT UP AND GO INSIDE!"
"Okay, okay jeez!" Abe replied and signaled his Bonana army to charge and they did so. They knocked down the door with a gentle tap, and it feel down like a domino.
The girls saw the bonanas and screamed like the little cry babies they are. The bonanas were about to kill them all, until Abe saw Bella and fell to her knees. "YOU ARE THE MOST FLUFFING BEAUTIFUL GURL IVE EVAR SEEEN!" Abe exclaimed
"Oh thank you!" Bella replied flurtily. (What? Idk anymore...)
"BE MY WIFE AND WE CAN RULE THE WORLD TOGETHER!"
"No thank ya!" Bella twirled her hair.
"MARRY ME OR ILL EAT YOUR FRIEND!" Abe grabbed Bobelina and squeezed her so hard, rainbows came out of her tush and she threw up cheddar bacon aerosol cheese.
"No cause I don't date bonanas with beards!" She whined.
And with that, Bobelina was eaten whole and she screamed as Abe's sharp fangs sank into her what now seemed paper thin skin. Areosal cheese spewed out of Abe's mouth and he burped. "WHOS NEXT?!"
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