Starrison One Shots

Ringo's Completely Innocent (Not)

George sat down beside Ringo, who was watching crap telly.

"Of course he's not the father! Look at the pull ups on his slacks!"

George laughed. Ringo shot him a glare.

"What's so funny, Harrison?"

George smiled affectionately.

"Just how innocent you are, Rings. It's cute."

Ringo mocked anger.

"InNocENt!? My dear friend, you've lost your mind!"

George laughed.

"Well, show me how filthy you are, with your filthy English ways."

Ringo smirked seductively. The drummer leaned over and put his mouth next to the guitarist's ear.

"Well... I could tie you to your bed. I could suck you off until you're begging for release. Then, I'll stop. I'll wait until you've settled down a little. Then... I'll have you ride on my huge dick. You'll come untouched."

George moaned, feeling himself hardening at the lewd words whispered into his ears.

Ringo pulled back, smiling.

"But then again, I'm innocent. Just like you said. Enjoy your blue balls."

Ringo got up and left.

George screamed into a pillow, angry about how stupid he was.

The End.