*Jokes that only a girl will understand* #1

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Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you are so uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you.

Text from mom: Your cousin is pregnant.
Me: Not now mom. I'm watching 13 going on 30 and having crisis.

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna be as reassuring .

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Much love,
Victorielsa
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