When someone calls you ugly.
-I ain't a mirror.
-It's alright plastic surgery can change my face but nothing's gonna change your ugly personality.
-Thank you. You're so very kind.
When someone calls you fat.
- I'm all about that bass!
-And I care because?
-Calling me fat won't make your dick any bigger.
When someone is annoying you with their stupidity.
-You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
-It's better to let someone think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.
-Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal.
-Don't get insulted, but is your life devoted to spreading ignorance?
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