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[text] valentine

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
where's my chocolate

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
I'm sorry, your what?

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
MY CHOCOLATE
IT'S VALENTINE AND U DIDN'T GIVE ME CHOCOLATE WHAT KIND OF BF R U

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
A proper one.
For your information, normal girls usually give the boys chocolate on valentine, not the other way around.
That's why there's white day for the boys to return the favor.

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
boi it's been 2 years we're together and u still thought i'm the same level w/ those disgusting human wtf is wrong w/ u

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
What is wrong with /you/.
I'm not giving you chocolate, (F/n).

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
c'mon y r u so cruel
meanie :(

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
You can try to convince me but I still won't buy you any.

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
please?

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
No.

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
eh well
i'll eat your chocolate by myself then

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
My what

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
your choco
i made choco with yukie-chan yesterday and it's taste p good so i thought i'll give it to u
if u want it then trade it with (fav choco)

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
Oh.
Well.

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
WHY DID U SOUND SO UNINTERESTED
FINE, PROPER BOYFRIEND, YOU WON'T GET ANY CHOCOLATE FROM ME TODAY
DOES IT FEELS SUCK NOT GETTING CHOCOLATE FROM UR GF HA

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
Well, I mean. You want to eat chocolate and you have one on your hands, so why not.
Just eat them, I'm okay.

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
why r u trying to make yourself sound considerate
nvm i'll just give it to konoha-san

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
Wait
I thought you wanted chocolate, why are you giving them to Konoha-san?

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
well i didn't made this choco for me to eat it myself i made this to give them to someone
u don't want it so i'll give it to another person who wants it

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
No don't. Give them to me.

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
what
what with this sudden change

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
I'm not letting you give chocolate to any other man that easily
I will go to your classroom now, prepare your chocolate.

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
are you jealous?
omg haha you're so cute

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
Shut it.
We'll buy your (fav choco) on our way home.

From: (F/n)
To: kaashi ✨
yay!!!
you're the best, kaashi!!

From: kaashi ✨
To: (F/n)
And you're such an exasperation.
But well.
Happy valentine at last, princess.

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hello. i'm trying to write again so please bear with this. i tried to make it gender neutral but i keep forgetting in the middle, sorry.

anyway i started gintama and hijikata is hot af what

uhm. well. cya.