XXVII Imagines (Lauren/You)

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Lernswife: sup hoe

Papi💚: jfc, i'm your gf

Lernwife: wtf no, u aint

Papi💚: okay, Y/n/n, are you high? do i need to call an ambulance? omg, are u mad cuz i didnt feed u yesterday?

Lernswife: bitch what.

Lernswife: i mean, yea u forgot to feed me

Papi💚: are you sure it's just that? you're acting really strange

Lernswife: yea but i need to be fed

Papi💚: oh baby, you'll get some tonight i promise😏

Lernswife: bitch what.

Papi💚: you said you were mad bc i forgot to feed you. well i'll feed you tonight, you dont expect me to come over to work right? the last time we did it on Dinah's desk and we almost got caught

Lernswife: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKIDY FUCK DUCK! istg ya'll disgusting and need Allysus. I thought i could fix some food through Y/n's phone but oh fuck no yall nasties. im out. btw, im gonna make Y/n clean my desk now for 2 hours straight so dont expect her to reply. bye NASTIES.

Papi💚: Dinah?

Papi💚: Fuck.

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FinahJane: Allysus where the fuck r u when we need u bitch

Fckbtchesgetmoney: Oh uh, I was talking with the new girl. just showing her around

Bigblackbanana: why is Ally's name fckbtchesgetmoney?

Normanikorslay: why the f is your name bigblackbanana????

FinahJane: HAHAHAHA I DID THAT

Bigblackbanana: but i like my banana fresh and yellow :(

Lernswife: so i guess im the only one that heard the new girl moaning Ally's name in the bathroom

Papi💚: WHAT? Why is that happening when I'm taking a day off😔

FinahJane: that bish aint showin her around here but cloud 9

Bigblackbanana: i wish Ally could show me cloud 9 too

FinahJane: WHAT

Normanikorslay: WHAT

Lernswife: WHAT

Papi💚: WHAT

Fckbtchesgetmoney: come here mila😉

Bigblackbanana: rlly?? But like, how does a cloud fit in the bathroom tho? omg... what if ally rlly is jesus

Fckbtchesgetmoney: bitch i am and i'll fucking show u

Papi💚: CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME DETAILS OF WHATS HAPPENING THERE RN

Lernwife: Camally and the new girl are having a threesome in the bathroom

Papi💚: FUCK THIS DAY OFF IM COMING!

Lernswife: you'll definitely coming when u get here😏

Normanikorslay: im officially poisoned by u perverts

FinahJane: hoe stfu i wanna watch them sext.