Creepypasta ramblings

My friend is friends with murderers

Andrea walks up to the door, but Ashley stays back. "Come on." Andrea tells her. Hesitant, Ashley takes a step forward. Andrea sees her hand shaking and pulls her onto the porch. "You're gonna be fine, trust me." Andrea says, opening the door. "DIE" someone yells as Andrea opens the door. "I came prepared idiot." she yawns, holding up the knife swinging against the others with the grace and elegance of someone who'd been trained to act like that. "JEFFREY." someone else yells. "And now we can actually go in." Ashley looks at the door one last time before following her friend into the house of murderers. "ANDREA." everyone yells as the girls enter the house "Someone go get Helen." a boy with stitches across his face said. "You don't have to bother him, i'm probably only gonna be here for an hour or two." Andrea tells the boy who was already in a room. "So what brings you here, lovely?" Ashley looks to her left to see some perv looking at her, "Not you." Andrea burst out laughing at that. "Who'd i just dis." "That's Laughing Jack. he's the resident clown" "ANDREA." all heads were drawn to the door the boy walked to. "Hi Helen." Andrea sheepishly said. "And who's this?" he asked, "Oh this is my friend Ashley everyone. Don't kill her she's good." she quickly said looking over the room. "Okay but we need to talk." and with that Helen dragged Andrea upstairs. "Soooooo, wanna meet everyone, i'll show ya around, that talks gonna take ages." a boy with a smile carved into his face asked, "I'm Jeff by the way." Ashley nodded, and followed him.
They walked into the kitchen first. There were three guys eating cheesecake and waffles. The one wearing a hoodie said "What are you-" then stopped when he looked up and saw the new girl. He stared at her, saying nothing more. The he slightly shook his head and focused. "Who are you?" he asked. "She's Andrea's friend, her name's Ashley." Jeff answered for her. The boy eating waffles looked up and smiled. "Sup *tic*, nice to *tic* meet you, Ashley." "You're Ticci Toby. And they're Masky and Hoodie." Ashley said, showing her knowledge on creepypastas. When she said his name, Hoodie smiled. Toby held up a waffle. "*tic* Want one?" Ashley took the waffle just as someone else walked into the kitchen.
Ashley looked over to the door to see a clown in the colors of black and white, then she giggled when she noticed he's Laughing Jack, the one she dissed a few minutes ago. "Hey i found someone who finds you funny, Jack." Jeff said noticing Ashley's giggles. "Oh no i just dissed him when we first came in. Plus i already like someone." Hoodie's face went blank. "I give up trying to flirt with anything." Jack said putting his hands up in defeat and walking out of the room. "hmm i think we have another me walking around." everyone in the room jumped a bit as Andrea walked into the kitchen. " But...I...You...and Helen." Jeff was trying to talk in pure amazement. "I swear Woods, not every time he says he wants to talk means i'm gone for a half hour or so, jeez." Jeff just walked out, looking done. "Andrea *tic* wanna waffle *tic*" Toby asked when her attention was finally back on the boys. "Thanks for asking Toby, but i'll have cake." she walked over to the fridge and grabbed a piece of chocolate cake. "Anywhore, i assume you know Toby, Hoodie, and Masky."
Ashley nodded. "Waffles, Cheese, and Cakey." Andrea laughs. "We should start calling them that." Masky and Toby walk out of the room. "Andrea!" Slenderman calls. "Gotta go, watch her." Andrea says before running out of the room. Ashley takes a small step forward and looks at her feet while playing with her bracelet. Hoodie, who is sitting on the counter, pats the spot next to him. Slowly, Ashley walks over to him and jumps up on the counter. He stares at her for awhile. Then he holds out the plate of cheesecake. Ashley looks up at him with a confused look. "Sure, Cakey." she says while picking up a fork. They eat the cheesecake for a few minutes, then Jeff walks back into the kitchen. "Aww, you guys would make a cute couple." he teases them. Hoodie pulls down his mask all the way because his face turned blood red. He hops off the counter and heads to the living room. Ashley puts the fork down and follows Jeff into the living room with everyone else.
"Okay, now that everyone is here, and Slender's done chewing me out. I'd like you all to meet my friend, Ashley." Andrea said, motioning for Ashley to come stand next to her.
"CAN I HAVE YOUR KIDNEYS." someone in the mass of Pastas yelled. "EJ no, you can't have her kidneys." Andrea sighed. "That boy in the blue mask is Eyeless Jack. He eats his victims kidneys." Ashley nodded. "The dog is smile dog, he's actually quite nice..." "He's awesome, Andrea. Can i take him home?" Ashley asked putting her hand out for smile, who happily let her pet him. "Anywhore, over there the girl in black and white, that's Jane." the girl waved and Ashley waved back. "Then the boy with the scarf and stitches is Liu, he's Jeff's brother believe it or not." she nodded "AH" Andrea screamed as someone put a hand on her shoulder. She turned around to see a man who looked like a doctor. "And this asshole is Dr. Smiley." Andrea growled out his name. "Ah yes, hello my dear Ashley." Ashley just looked at him funny. "And what kinda doctor are you, cuz I don't think you specialized in love." "Oh crap we got a badass over here." Ashley sighed and giggled as Jeff pointed the obvious diss out.