Creepypasta ramblings

Being screwballs.

When they did get back to the house, Ashley wanted to talk to Andrea, as she hasn't talked to her since this morning. "Where are you going, Ashey" Hoodie asked her. "First off don't call me Ashey, second i'm going to talk to Andrea, and third please don't follow me." she added a bit of sass and walked upstairs. She knocked on Helen's door, because she had a feeling Andrea was in there. However she wasn't prepared for what happened, or what she saw when the door opened. "Andrea's asleep Ashley, do you need something?" 'WHERE IS YOUR SHIRT?' she was mentally screaming. "Well I did. But uh, i'll leave you to find your shirt. Just tell her when she wakes up, that I wanted to talk, okay?" before he could answer Ashley had already run down the stairs. "That's gross by the way." she yelled.
"What's gross?" Hoodie asks her. "Andrea's asleep and Helen answered the door shirtless." Ashley did air quotation marks when she said asleep. Hoodie and Toby stared at her confused for a moment. "Oh, you-" Hoodie starts laughing. Toby pats Ashley on the shoulder and walks into another room. "W..what?" Ashley asks Hoodie, clueless. "Are you serious?" Hoodie asks. Ashley sits on the couch, glaring. Hoodie sits next to her. "Do you wanna have the talk?" Ashley hits his arm. "Shut up, dude!" "Well, you're a virgin and I was just trying to..." he trails off. "I said shut up. And you don't know that." Hoodie gives her a come on dude look. Ashley rolls her eyes. "I'm 16, dude." "Do you think anyone else you know is a virgin?" he asks. "Well my friend obviously isn't a virgin." Ashley says, looking away from Hoodie. He laughs. "Good talk." he says, getting up. "Are you?" Ashley asks him just before he exits the door. He continues walking away, pretending he didn't here her. "Well at least I got Toby!" she yells to Hoodie. "What about me?" Toby asks from behind her. "God, what's wrong with you people and sneaking up on me?" she says while motioning for him to sit next to her. Toby hands Ashley a waffle while smiling and puts his feet up. Ashley and Toby watch kid cartoons to perserve their inoccence. Then they watch Impractical Jokers and Andrea walks up. Helen, Andrea, and Hoodie enter the room. They stare at Toby and Ashley, watching a weird show and glance at each other confused.
They watched for a bit. "I'm bored." Hoodie whined. "Well i'm joining them, I actually like this show." Andrea said walking up to the couch. "Sup, couch potatoes. Why didn't you get me?" Andrea whined, laying upside down on the couch. "Goddammit why can't you warn me when you pop up." Ashley asked, looking at the girl. "Oh and by the way. Never ever, do that when I leave." Andrea's face grew red. "How do you..." "He answered the door, without his shirt, he had a few scratches, and his hair was a mess." "Well sorry for that." "Oh it's fine, just never again. My god that was disturbing." Everyone in the room giggled except Andrea, whose face got even redder. "This is better than watching the T.V" Hoodie says, walking over to the popularity couch, and sitting next to Ashley. He puts his arm around her shoulder. "Off, now." she said pushing his arm off. "But why?" he whined putting it back. She just sighed and let it stay. Hoodie fist pumps the air with his free hand.
Then he moves closer to Ashley and slowly pushes Andrea off the couch. Toby, who was out of his reach, didn't notice that Hoodie wanted the couch for himself and continues to watch the show. Hoodie picked up an empty can off the table and threw it at Toby. Ashley looked at him. "It was an accident." "Stop getting into trouble. Behave." she says, looking back at the t.v. "I would if I had a girlfriend to impress. You, I mean she, she would also keep me in line." Hoodie says, moving even closer to Ashley so they're practically on top of one another. Ashley gets up and walks out to the porch, nodding for Hoodie to follow. Smiling, he goes outside after her. Outside, "You sound really desperate, you know that right?" "Yeah." "What'll it take for you to leave me alone?" she asks. "Be my girlfriend." Hoodie smirks. "If you call me baby, put your arm around me, or whine when you don't get your way one more time, imma kill you." "So that's a yes?" Hoodie asks. Ashley pulls up his mask to his nose. "Are you gonna kiss me?" Hoodie asks. "Shut up." Ashley says before leaning towards him. Inside, "They're kissing!" Toby yells. They all run to the door and huddle by the window. "They're kissing for a long time." Andrea says, defensive of her friend. "They're fine." Helen tells her. She goes to reach for the door knob. "I should stop them now." Helen picks Andrea up and puts her on the couch. "No, you shouldn't" Helen stands in front of the window to block the view of them. "Dude, *tic* I was watching *tic* that." Toby says. "Sit down, Toby." Helen tells him. "We're all gonna leave them alone." 'Are they still kissing?" Andrea asks. "That's their business." "Come on, I need to know." Andrea whines. "No, you want to know." Helen tells her. Then the door opens and they walk in. "You kissed for a long time." Andrea comments. "It was like 10 seconds." Ashley says. "Sadly." Hoodie mutters under his breath, pulling his mask down. "So *tic*, are you guys *tic* dating now?" Hoodie grabs Ashley's hand. "Yes."
"Dating? He finally got a girlfriend!" Masky says. Hoodie and Ashley turn around to see the rest of the creepypastas at the door. "Celebratory cheesecake?" Masky asks. Hoodie runs to the kitchen with Masky. "Really?" Ashley says, shaking her head. When the come back in the room, they decide to all watch a movie together. They obviously pick horror. Ashley sees Helen and Andrea cuddling on the couch and then glances toward Hoodie and Masky whispering in the corner. "Pfft." Toby sits next to Ashley. Grinny Cat and Smile Dog jump up on the couch near Ashley. Grinny Cat sits on the couch head and Smile Dog lays on her lap. Ashley glances at Hoodie and Masky one more time before focusing on the movie.
When the movie's over, it's late at night. "Wanna *tic* have a *tic* sleepover?" Toby asks Ashley when everyone gets up to go to bed. "Sure." Ashley smiles, linking arms with Toby. Hoodie barely looks at them walk upstairs. Grinny Cat and Smile Dog follow them into Toby's room. "Now *tic* there's three *tic* animals in the *tic* room." Toby jokes. Ashley sits on the bed, petting Smile Dog. Grinny Cat gets jealous and rubs on her legs. When Ashley goes to bed, Smile Dog sleeps on her feet and Grinny Cat lays on her pillow. In the morning, she wakes up to Grinny Cat laying on her face. The clock reads 7:42. By now most of the creepypastas are gone so Ashley heads downstairs, followed by Smile Dog and Grinny Cat.