Them having a normal conversation with you
Bored as shit
Name changed by Rap monster
Jin: FOWL LANGUAGE!
Rap monster: ah babe you're no fun, who's here?
Jungkook/Jhope/ V: me
Jin: where Y/N Yoongi and Jimin?
Jungkook: They went our for lamb skewers
Rap monster: Y/N is so cute have you seen her eat
Jhope: yep so cute
Jungkook: not at all like jin-hyung
Jin: EVIL MAKNAE!!!!
*Suga had joined the conversation*
Everyone loves Y/N
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Jhope: I thought you jimin and Y/N went to eat
Suga: jealous jin?
Jin: I swear kid wanna die
Rap monster/Jungkook: lol
Jin: well how come Y/N and pabo aren't here?
Suga: Jimin got sick so Y/N drove him home
V: ewww how sick
Suga: a lot at least he made it to the toilets in time
Rap monster: how did Y/N react?
Jungkook: I bet she hated having to spend time with him
Jhope: she looked after you when you were ill
Jin: he's right she's always looking after us
Jungkook/V: she's sooooo cuuuute
Rap monster: maknaes love Y/N
Jin: the hyungs love her too
*Jimin has joined the conversation*
Suga: you got sick, made Y/N drive you home and you had the nerve to join?!
Jimin (Y/N): Yoongi it's me
Rap monster: SHIT
jjang jjang man boong boong
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Suga: one day man I'm gonna kill you
Jimin (Y/N): LOL
V: why are you using jimins hope
Jhope: what?
V: way are you using jimns foam
Jin: Y/N WHY ARE YOU USING JIMINS PHONE?!
Jimin (Y/N): I'm not aloud to leave the house so I'm taking care of him, he's napping right now soooo I'm bored my phone is at home and I don't think he minds
Rap monster: is he keeping our Y/N prisoner?
Jimin (Y/N): yes he is. Its cold in his house!
Suga: she's wearing peach shorts and a black T-shirt
Jungkook: Y/N the thing happened
Jimin (Y/N): what thing
Suga/Rap monster/ jin/ V/Jhope: OH YOU PERVERT KID
Jimin (Y/N): I don't get it...
Jimin (Y/N): OH YOU PERVERT
Jungkook: Don't make me kill you all
Suga: all I said was shorts and T-shirts
*Y/N has joined the conversation*
Rap monster/Jin/Suga/V/Jungkook/Jhope: Y/N
Y/N (Jimin): yes?
Rap monster/Jin/Suga/V/Jungkook/Jhope/: WTF
Y/N (Jimin): what's up?
V: INPOSTER
Y/N (Jimin): Inposter?
Jhope: yes an inposter
Rap monster/Suga/: Y/N how are you?
Y/N (Jimin): fine I guess
Jungkook: I heard Jimin got sick
Y/N (Jimin): yea he did...poor kid I love him though
Jin: you love him
Y/N (Jimin): yes...with all my heart
Jimin (Y/N): oh i do now?! How much would I love to hurl his ass of the balcony or rip out his tongue and make little badges out of it
*Y/N has left the conversation*
Jimin (Y/N): THE FUCK YOU GOING?!
*Jimin has left the conversation*
Everyone: shit
Jhope: what song shall we play at his funeral?
Jungkook: OHHHH THE SHORTARSE IS DEAD FINALLY DEAD!!
*Suga has left the conversation*
Jin: why my friend....why
Rap monster: he's gone to save Y/N
V: do you mean help?
Jhope: should we all do that?
Jungkook: jin-hyung bring the camera
Rap monster: meet you guys there
*Rap monster has left the conversation*
*Jungkook has left the conversation*
*jin has left the conversation*
*V has left the conversation*
*Jhope has left the conversation*
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BTS Oneshots And Scenarios
FanfictionA collection of cute, fluffy oneshots about the Bangtan boys. P.S a few scenarios to go with them Enjoy~
