BTS Oneshots And Scenarios

Scenario 21 📝

You lyric prank Bts (Bts as your boyfriend)

Jin

You: babe we need to talk

Jin✨: why whats happened

You: I know I could lie but I'm telling the truth

Jin✨: don't lie what's wrong?

You: wherever I go there's a shadow of you

Jin✨: do you wanna talk face to face?

You: dont even try looking for something new

Jin✨: I wouldn't I love you

You: cause wherever I go I'll be looking for you

Jin✨: are you leaving Korea? I need you to talk to me, I'm getting worried

You: sorry I lyric pranked you

Jin✨: never do that again

Suga

You: is it to late now to say sorry

Rapperboy: sorry for what

You: cause im missing more than just your body

Rapperboy: I knew you missed this

You: is it to late now to say sorry

Rapperboy: stop repeating yourself and tell me what's going on

You: cause I know...I know that I let you down....is it to late to say sorry now

Rapperboy: you never let me down and you couldn't I love you to much. You have no need to say sorry

You: YO SUGA LOST HIS SWAG!

Rapperboy: omg you pranked me

You: yup

Rapperboy: I hate you

Jhope

You: you know what I think of

Hobi🐴: yeeeeeeees

You: I've thought of angels choking on their hallos and get them drunk on rose water

Hobi🐴: YOURE MY ANGEL

Hobi🐴: but not in the scene you're saying

You: see how dirty I can get them pulling out their fragile teeth and clip their tiny wings

Hobi🐴: peculiar

You: anything you say can and will  be held against you, so only say me name it will be held against you

Hobi🐴: Y/N!!!!!!! I MISS YOU COME BACK FROM WORK

You: if heavens grief brings hells rains then I'll traid all my tomorrow's for just on yesterday

Hobi🐴: to see me?

You: ahhh I can't do this I lyrics pranked you

Hobi🐴: why?

You: I wanted to

Hobi🐴: OK.....well have a great shift see you at home 😘

You: 💓

Rap monster

You: hey

Moni: hey ^.^

You: this is gospel for the fallen ones

Moni: hey gospel my name is Namjoon have you seen Y/N by any chance?

You: locked away in permanent slumber

Moni: ...... They like sleep

You: assembling their philosophies with prices of broken memories

Moni: jungkook?

You: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GO

Moni: why...I don't want to.....please...

You: the fear of falling apart

Moni: what's wrong

You: this was pay back for breaking my reading glasses!

You: I had to use jins!!!

Moni: I'm......so......sorry!!

Jimin

You: OH NO

Jimin: WHAT

you: see you walking round like it's a funeral

Jimin: I ever walk around like its a funeral what up with you

You: waste time with a masterpiece dont waste time with a mater piece

Jimin: ik you're a masterpiece I would never waste me time with you

You: you should be rolling with me you should be rolling with me

Jimin: ......-/////////////////-

Jimin: what's wrong Y/N? You never talk like this.... I've gone RED

You: ahhhh our chimchim done red! Ohhhhhhh I lyric pranked you

Jimin: what song

You: ask Kookie

Jimin: cake by the ocean

Jimin: not talking to you now

V

You:.ding dong I know you can hear me open up the door I only wanna play a little.

✌: WHAT stop that its scary

You: ding dong where is it you've gone to do you think you've won our game of hide and seek has just begun

✌: Y/N please stop.... Its so scary I've hidden! ILL TELL JIN

You: I hear your footsteps

✌: are you actually in the dorm?

You: I can hear you sharp breaths

✌: PLEASE STOP!

You: okay I'm sorry

✌: what's that laughing

You: me and the boys had a laugh over your expense

✌: where am I then yandere-chan

You: closet

✌: and I ain't coming out

Jungkook

You: I'm tryna put you in the worst mood

Kookie: why that's cruel

You: P1 cleaner than your church shoes

Kookie: one if you had a P1 I would always use it and 2 why the fuck would I want to go to church

You: Milli point 2 just you hurt you and all red lamb just to tease you

Kookie: don't make me squeeze you to death

You: none of these toys on lease too, made your whole year in a week 2

Kookie: hell yeah you did 😉

You: OMG DONT EVEN GO THERE

Kookie: then don't prank me then

You: THAT WAS AWFUL! YOU PERVERT!

Kookie: but you did

You: imma tell jin