Bts using pick up lines on you but your not interested (Bts as your friend)
Jin
JinnyNinny: hey
You: yo
JinnyNinny: Is your dad a preacher? Cause girl your a blessing!
You: no
You: NO
You: 😠NO!!
JinnyNinny: what's wrong a little to....weird
You: I want you to apologize
JinnyNinny: I'm sorry
JinnyNinny: what did I say?
You: all the wrong things 😑
Suga
🍚+🍰: You know what I like in a girl
You: her underwear and bra size
🍚+🍰: my dick
You: I'd shove my foot up your ass but your head is already blocking the way.
🍚+🍰: prick
You: pervert
🍚+🍰: fight me
You: OK
🍚+🍰: I'll pass
Hoseok
JH: Y/N I promise this isn't personal but I wanna try it out
You: .....😶k
JH: I may not go down in history. But I'll go down on you
You: 😨 *screams* DONT TALK TO ME AGAIN
JH: NO I DIDNT MEAN IT! I wanted to see if they work
*Y/N has blocked JH*
Joonie
Nams: hey Y/N
You: hey Nam
Nams: damn Y/N your ass is bigger than my future
You: damn Namjoon your teeth remind me of a song
Nams: what song
You: black and yellow black and yellow
Nams: that's just plain cruel.
You: don't give me pick up lines prick
Nams: fine
Jimin
Jimmy: are you from the ghetto cause I wanna get ahold of that ass.
You: bitch you can fuck off
You: the only ass you'll be holding is your own when I shove a remote control so far up your arse YOULL SHIT BUTTONS FOR WEEKS
Jimmy: ....I'll stop
Taelien
TaeTae: I don't really believe in love st first fight but I'll make an exception for you
You: bug off
TaeTae: was it Good
You: it was creepy
TaeTae: a lot creepy or just hey he's creepy. I dig that
You: can you never speak to me again?
TaeTae: oka but only till 17:00
You: that's 10mins away
TaeTae: exactly
Jungkook
Seagull: hey
You: piss of
Seagull: wanna know something
You: no not really
Seagull: I'm so tall you don't even have to get on your hands and knees
You: how's about I shoot you and burry you. Then I can get down on my hands and knees
Seagull: alright on another note how do you spell me
You: dumb question M.E
Seagull: there ain't no d
You: there's no D in me
Seagull: not yet
*Y/N has blocked Seagull*
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BTS Oneshots And Scenarios
FanfictionA collection of cute, fluffy oneshots about the Bangtan boys. P.S a few scenarios to go with them Enjoy~
