I Came Here For A Quick Fck But Got Married Instead

Chapter 1

"C'mon, Eren!", Armin said loudly in the boys right ear, a huge grin spreading across his face.

"Just do it, you know you want to", Mikasa chimed in, barely any emotion put into her words, as always.

Eren looked down at his white IPhone4S, the screen's brightness almost burning his tired eyes. He was on the App Store, and Mikasa and Armin were currently forcing him to get a specific dating app. Okay, so it was a gay dating app. It was pretty popular too, or so he'd heard. Sure, he's gay, but he's never used this app before because he never really has been too bothered about the fact he's never lost his virginity.

Eren's eighteen and all of his friends think it's a crime to not have lost his virginity yet. Even Mikasa lost her virginity! And Armin too, yet the German boy hadn't. That's why they seemed so desperate to make him get a dating app to find a quick fuck. Okay, so Mikasa wasn't so desperate, but Armin and Jean were.

"Guys, I don't want to do this-" He starts, only to be interrupted by Jean.

"Fucking download the app, you pussy", He smirked, taking Eren's phone from him, ignoring his protests.

"At least I get more pussy then you", They both laugh, "Hey- My phone! Jean!" Eren shout his name, but Armin and Mikasa seem to be holding him back whilst Jean started typing shit down on his phone.

He finally gives the teen back his phone with a dark looking grin planted on his face.

Suddenly, the teenager feels dread in looking on his phone because of whatever the fuck Jean's done with it. When Jean makes that face, it's never good. Especially now. Eren waited for a moment before he eventually decided to look at his phone's screen.

On the screen, a bright yellow flashed up, with a black-looking mask-like-thing. The name of the app eventually came up, it was Grindr. How did Jean even know this existed? Eren let it go and decided he'd create an account since Jean's already downloaded the app, and why waste?

It asked for his email, so he typed it in. Eren.jaeger@icloud.com.

It then asked for a password... That'll be hard. He quickly thought of one, then typed that in also. Jeangayass? Sure, that'll be his password. No, this one'll be better. Jeanisgayaf.

Next it told him to do a captcha, where you type in letters from a picture or sound as best as you can. So he did it, and got through first time, of course.

After, it asked for his name: Eren Jaeger

It asked for his age: 18

It asked him for his preferred pronouns/labels: Male, gay.

It asked for some other stuff too, like, what kind of guys he was into, that sort of thing. So he clicked on some of the types of men he likes.

Bear? No.

Daddy? No.

Older? If they're cute and still look quite young, sure. He hesitated for a second before pressing yes, what if some grandfathers came up asking for a quick fuck? That didn't really appeal to him in any way. But then again, he did say if they still look quite young and are cute/hot, then sure. But not too old, definitely. So he pressed yes.

Foreign? Sure, he's not racist; his sister was fucking Asian after all.

Young? 18. And maybe a year younger if he was so totally in-fucking-love. Sure. He guessed that it's good someone can only be 18 for this app.

Twinks? He wasn't even sure what that was? He wasn't exactly educated in the gay world, per-say. He guessed it was something related to cute guys perhaps? He went for yes.

The small German boy knew what a bear was, though. Jean would always vent to him about bears messaging him for sex on Grindr. Yes, Jean had Grindr. He's not gay, nor is he bi. He's pansexual. He currently has a crush on one of our friends, Marco Bodt. Eren found it cute, because they always give each other these cute little looks that are just so... cute! In fact, you could say Eren shipped them, they are legit head canon. Enough about Jean's little gay side, though.

Jean's the reason he'd even gotten this new gay app.

Fuck.

This is why they shouldn't be friends, but also why they should.

Let's see, what else... Nerds? Yeah, He likes nerds. He's into nerds. He's sort of a nerd himself, so if he says no, it's kinda' like rejecting his own kind. That's never good, 'nerds for all and all for nerds!'. Did he seriously just make that joke and change it to nerds? What even was he. He's Tumblr trash, He doesn't belong on a gay site to find a dude to randomly fuck.

Plus, he found some of his 'kind' quite cute anyhow. Excluding himself, of course. He wasn't that narcissistic, like Jean. God, why does he keep mentioning Jean? It's like he's in love with him or something, when he's not. They're literally best friends. That's it.

So what if Eren had a small tiny little crush on Jean for like, a week, who could blame him? Jean was sexy as fuck and Eren was jealous.

Now, he was trying to find some cute guy to take his virginity, he didn't really care for the right person. He just wanted to fuck and get it over with, so he wouldn't have to worry about dying a virgin or keep having Jean and everyone else stick their judgement up his ass about still being a virgin. Kay, so he was a little forced into it. But like what was mentioned before, he didn't really care about the right person.

Back to reality, he was typing down his information for Grindr, with Mikasa, Jean and Armin's eyes burning into each of his sides and his back. And as he was finishing up with putting all his details and information down onto his new account, it came to a part where it asked for a profile picture. This is the part where he asks for Jeans help.

"Hey, Jean-" He started off.

"Yessssss, my little virgin-Jaeger!", Jean interrupted him abruptly.

"Shut up! It's asking for a profile picture, help me?" He asked, passing the phone back to Jean, hesitantly.

Jean took the phone, saved the information so far and then scrolled through Eren's photo's, looking through all of his selfies and grinning, "You got good selfies, but I think we need an abb shot", his grin grew as he looked in Eren's direction. "Armin, Mikasa. Grab him"

Armin and Mikasa suddenly grabbed Eren's arms and pulled them behind the chair he was sat on, so he was unable to move. Jean sat on Eren's lap, keeping his legs down so he won't kick him off, and lifted up Erens shirt, exposing his nicely toned six pack.

"Hey!" Eren growled but was unable to get free as Jean took a picture of Eren's tanned upper body, edited it slightly, to define them, and made it Eren's profile picture on Grindr.

"There", Jean said proudly as Mikasa and Armin let Eren free, and he gave Eren back his phone.

The German boy glared at the horse for a moment before looking at his Grindr page, his account looked alright, and so did his profile picture. He still wasn't happy with the fact that Jean took an abb picture without his permission, but oh well. It's Jean. He thought he'd just leave it at that and see if he got any one good coming up to him at some point.