I Came Here For A Quick Fck But Got Married Instead

Chapter 2

Levi was really enjoying the dream he was having, until someone pounced on his bed, effectively waking him up by making him bounce onto the floor.

He tried to fight down the growl building in his throat, but he was still tired and the growl escaped anyway.

"Mornin', Levi!" Hanji practically screamed, leaning over the edge of the bed to look at her friend. "Aw, you look adorable like this! You're like a little puppy!"

Levi was now sitting on the floor, his quilt wrapped tightly around himself, completely covering his body aside from his face. It must have rendered his glare ineffective if Hanji was calling him adorable.

"The fuck do you want, four-eyes? It's too God damned early for me to be dealing with you, I haven't even had coffee. How the fuck do you even have so much energy?" The shorter man snapped.

"Levi, it's almost one in the afternoon, and I thought you would have figured out by now that I have copious amounts of energy no matter what time it is." Hanji grinned, "Also, I made you coffee, exactly the way you like it, consider it my apology for breaking into your apartment and waking you up."

Levi glared at her a little longer before standing up, keeping the quilt wrapped around himself, "I knew I should've taken your key away from you." He moved towards the door,not bothering to wait for Hanji.

She scrambled up from the bed and hurried after Levi. Hanji found him sat on a stool at the island counter, one hand holding the quilt around his shoulders, the other holding his mug to his lips in that weird way as he sipped his coffee.

Hanji sat across from him and waited for Levi to finish his first cup of coffee, then began to speak while he made his second cup. "So you wanted to know why I was here right?"

"Well I think I deserve an explanation, if you don't mind." Levi replied,waiting for the kettle to finish boiling before he made himself another coffee. He just barely got back into his seat before something was thrust into his face.

"I wanted to show you this really cool app, I think it's perfect for you." Hanji said quickly.
Levi leaned back a little and it took him a moment to realise the app was Grindr and another moment to realise that Hanji was holding his own phone.

"Hanji, why the fuck did you take my phone and why are you downloading random shit onto it?" He ground out through clenched teeth. When the hell had she even had the chance to take it? Levi kept his phone on his person at all times, except when he was sleeping, in which case it was on his bedside table or under his pillow.

"That's not important right now! Just use this app OK?"

"Isn't Grindr some sort of gay dating app?" Levi questioned, thins eyebrows furrowed in annoyance. He wasn't annoyed with the fact that it was a gay dating app, just the fact that Hanji had stolen his phone and was downloading random things that could fuck his phone up. "Is that the only thing you downloaded? I won't be going through my phone and find pictures of half naked guys randomly taken from the internet?"

"I swear on Erwin's life that this is the only thing I've downloaded, and I haven't touched anything else on your phone. And yeah, Grindr is a gay dating up." Hanji answered, "Promise me you'll use it, Levi? Erwin and I both have someone now and we both think that you should find someone too, you're not going getting any younger. We don't want you dying alone Levi, and we can tell you aren't completely happy like this." She pleaded, giving Levi a look that almost made him want to cry.

Hanji looked absolutely crestfallen and despite how much Levi complained and acted like he disliked her, he'd known her all his life and still considered the older woman one of his best friends, aside from Erwin. "I don't want to have relationship Hanji, at least not now." He hated hurting her like this, but it was truth. "I'll be fine for now."

"At least try and get laid then, you must have a serious case of blue balls right now." Hanji grinned, trying to lighten the serious and slightly depressing mood she had created.

"If it gets you to shut up and leave my apartment so I can shower and go about my day, then fine, I'll give it a go."

Hanji grinned and hugged Levi tightly, "Thank you, baby!"

Levi allowed a small smile to tug at his lips as he hugged the taller woman back.

Hanji stayed a little while longer and they talked about random things until the woman jumped up from her seat on the sofa, eyes wide, "I just remembered that I was supposed to be going out with Moblit later today! I need to go get ready! I'll see you later Levi, and I'll know if you haven't been using Grindr!" She rushed out of the front door and Levi doubted she heard the goodbye that he had called out quickly.

He remembered he needed to shower and get dressed, so he did so hurriedly and made his way into the kitchen again to make some food.

He spotted his phone where Hanji had left it on the counter and he eyed it before picking it up and checking out the app. It seemed that Hanji had already set up his account and Levi decided to explore a little while he made himself a sandwich. He planned on familiarizing himself with the app, and then maybe eventually he would start looking for someone to settle down with, but for now he was only looking for a quick fuck.