I Came Here For A Quick Fck But Got Married Instead

Chapter 3

It was Thursday night, and Eren hadn't touched Grindr since the day after Jean downloaded it onto his phone. Okay, so when Jean downloaded it to his phone, he scrolled through it for a short while afterwards, with Jean's help, but didn't find anyone good, so they left it there and Eren didn't go back onto it until the day afterwards, when he was alone.

He didn't find anyone he'd like to specifically fuck, he didn't like the looks of anyone there. Most of the young guys were chav's which were not Eren's type. Not even close. He'd then left it for a week, totally forgetting about it altogether. It was around 8pm when Jean texted him about it.

'Hey, man. Found anyone to fuck on Grindr yet? –Jean'

Eren's eyes widened slightly, remembering. 'Oh shit, no, I totally forgot! –Eren'

Jean's next text came in as soon as Eren sent his reply, 'What!? Go back on there and look, virgin-Jaeger! –Jean'

Eren sighed, typing back his reply 'Yeah yeah, fine I will, later –Eren'

Eren then scrolled through his phone to the Grindr app, finding it at the very back of his phone amongst the apps he didn't use much, clicked it, and waited for the screen to load up. When it finally did, he noticed he had 16 messages. He looked at them, only 3 were from people he found a week ago, the rest were from other people who have said 'hey' to him since he hasn't been on there.

He looked through the messages; most were from old guys, like old old guys. Old men. Not what Eren wanted. He didn't have a daddy kink or a grandfather kink, no sir no. Apart from the old men, there were a lot of 'chav', guys who wore tracksuits and really did not look good in them at all. Most of the chats had sent pictures of their faces, or even dick pics.

Eren felt like cringing into the night.

He really didn't like these random people who were messaging him on here, they didn't seem too nice, and they only seemed too desperate for sex or sexting. Eren was not up for sexting, by far.

He looked at one specific chat, someone had sent a 'hey' and since Eren didn't answer, he sent a face pic, then of course Eren didn't answer to that either, so the guy sent a dick pic. And even after that, he didn't get a reply so he sent a hole pic, which made Eren cringe even more. Like, what? Why would they do that, he thought it was so horrible and made him feel sick. No offence to people who do sext or whatever, it was just the fact that these men were old men sending these.

He never liked the idea of sexting or whatever, over the internet. It was probably one of the worst things that the internet was used for. He didn't really like the idea of a quick fuck either but he just wanted to get it off his chest so his friends wouldn't keep pestering him about it.

He took a screen shot of the chat he was looking at and sent it to Jean.

'Look at this, it's fowl! –Eren' He sent the text.

Jean's reply came slower this time, 'What? Why don't you fuck him? –Jean'

'Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not fucking some desperate chav –Eren'

'Hmm –Jean'

'What? –Eren'

'Just keep searching, remember to be as open minded as you can, tho, don't judge a book by it's cover! –Jean'

'Says you, playboy –Eren'

'Hell yeah, pretty boy –Jean'

Eren laughed a little at that, that was the nickname Jean used to call him as soon as he came out as gay, he didn't find it offensive, instead funny. He called Jean playboy and he got called Pretty boy in return. Sure, Playboy isn't an insult like Pretty boy, but it's a true fact that Jean was a playboy. And it's also a true fact that Eren was a pretty boy. He was gay, after all, and he was also quite good looking too. He broke a lot of girls hearts when he came out as gay in school.

Since he was one of the jocks, as you'd say. He wasn't mean though, he was kind, with slight anger issues. He was on the football team, along with Jean and Reiner and all that. Eren was very good friends with Armin, who was considered a nerd in school, but of course Armin was still quite good looking, and being friends with Eren unintentionally highered his popularity, so some girls started craving him as they did Eren and Jean.

That's how Armin started dating Annie, who was on the girls swimming team.

Mikasa, on the other hand, was the head of the Martial arts club, which had a lot of members, including Eren and Jean, which is how Eren became better friends with Mikasa. Sure, he had been great friends with her in Primary School, along with Armin, but they grew apart for a while. They only then started being friends again when Eren needed help on his failing classes with Armin, and when Jean wanted to meet Mikasa, which is how they all became very good friends again.

Mikasa and Jean were dating, and Eren liked to forget the fact that Jean had taken her virginity, since Mikasa was like a sister to him. Damn, he hated the fact Jean started bragging about it to Eren afterwards. He ended up punching him when he first found out, since he was quite protective. He grew to be okay with it in the end, but still hated when Jean talked about fucking her and so on~

'Going to try and find more guys, message you in a bit, I'm only doing this to get all of you off my back, just so you know – Eren' He sent the text and waited patiently for the reply which came in quick again.

'I can live with that, and alright. Later! – Jean'

He clicked off of the app and went back on Grinder to search through even more guys to arrange to fuck with. He eventually fell asleep on the couch, TV still on and phone on the floor (it had fallen from his hand when he fell asleep) and a loose blanket covering his tall frame.