Shitty Blind Dates (Chanbaek/Baekyeol)

Heavenly Bacon

"Chanyeol?"

My head felt awful - no scratch that - my whole body felt like it had been hit by a truck. My throat was dry like the desert Sahara.

I tried to open my eyes in a reply, but quickly shut them when I was blinded by the bright light. I covered my eyes and groaned out in pain. My voice was hoarse.

"Chanyeol? You alive?"

I groaned again and rolled around in the soft bed. The bedsheets smelled like rose-

I abruptly sat up, my eyes wide open.

In front of me sat an angel, no, Baekhyun of course. His hair was messy and he was wearing some sweatpants and a big, blue sweater that shoved his collarbones.
His skin looked pale in the light and he really was just beautiful.

He looked tired though, with bags under his pretty brown eyes. Baekhyun also had a huge, nice hickey on his neck. Purple and angry looking. I couldn't stop staring at his collarbones though. Baekhyun looked so... delicate.

"How is your head?"

"My head?" I asked back in a hoarse voice. Baekhyun gave me a weird look.

"Yes, your head." He said and then touched my cheek with his hand. I froze of the sudden touch and I felt my cheeks heat up. The touch felt unusually good, until he suddenly poked the said cheek.

"Oh, fuck!" I yelped and bounced away from him. I glared at him. That hurt like a bitch.

Baekhyun couldn't help a little snicker escape his mouth. I groaned and gently touched my own cheek, checking the damage. The whole left side of my face was throbbing with pain and I winced of the touch of my cold fingertips.

"What-" I began but stopped. The memories from last night were flickering through my mind, some of them very unclear. I remember greeting Jongdae, drinking an awful lot more than I should, and then... oh.

I looked up at Baekhyun's face before I glanced at his hickey quick.

I stayed quiet, and Baekhyun sighed in reply.

"Let's get you some painkillers. And, ehm, some clothes." He coughed and got off the bed.
A low shriek escaped my mouth when I looked down.

Oh hello Chanyeol Jr.

Baekhyun was already out of the room, in the hall laughing.

***

It's amazing how a shower can make you feel so much better.

In this case though, I felt like trembling leaf on the inside, and a wounded soldier on the outside. No shower could ever help with the embarrassment over Baekhyun seeing me naked. The warm water luckily soothed my muscles and my cheek felt a little bit better.
The shampoo I borrowed smelled like sweet roses.

The whole bathroom was full of the steam from my warm shower, and I tied the towel around my waist. I had to wipe the mirror and I almost let out another shriek when I got a sight of my face.
No wonder my left side of the face hurt. It was a lovely shade of blue, yellow and purple.

Holy shit, maybe I've been hit by a truck after all...

I gave up trying to dry my hair properly and proceeded to look at the clothes Baekhyun had laid out for me. A big hoodie and a pair of sweatpants. They looked too big for Baekhyun, well they had to be if they fitted me!
I blushed of the thought of wearing no underwear, but then again, the thought of maybe wearing some of Baekhyuns underwear would certainly had been the death of me.

Baekhyuns house was very nice and modern. You could clearly see that the owner had a lot of money. I hung the towel around my neck and scratched my head.
Barefoot I wandered down the hall, hoping I was going the right way. It seemed like it by the delicious smell of egg and bacon. I followed the smell and ended up in the kitchen. Baekhyun was standing by the kitchen counter, cooking.
"Hi" I said quietly.

He turned around, looked at my attire, and chuckled. I guess the sweatpants were a little small after all.
"Take a seat." He nodded towards the little table.
"Coffee?" he asked when I was seated, and I nodded eagerly. I regretted my response when my head ached of the motion and I groaned again of pain.

The painkillers were laid on my plate and I gulped them down with a swig of the water.

Baekhyuns cooking was delicious. I moaned out of pleasure when the bacon landed in my mouth. Simply tasted like heaven. I smiled down at my plate.
An angel-looking man made me bacon from heaven.

"I think we need to talk." Baekhyun said.

I nodded in response, my mouth full of the delicious bacon.

"Do you even remember anything?" he said, seeming a bit worried.
"I remember arriving at the party, dancing and-" I stopped and blushed.
Baekhyun blushed back and I felt it difficult to breathe.

"Yeah" he coughed before he continued "Anything after that?"
I shook my head and Baekhyun sighed.

"Wait, who's Krister?"

"Krister? Oh you mean Kris?"

I nodded and took a bite of my food.
Baekhyun went a bit quiet, seeming to decide what to say and not to say.

"It's complicated, really. Kris is, was, my best friend. He has always been there for me, but when I couldn't answer his more... deeper feelings, he took it quite harsh. He then actually asked my grandmother to marry me, like I'm some kind of property." He snorted.
"I tried breaking it off with him at the restaurant, but it didn't work really well."

My eyes widened.
"Oh, Mr.Cold Guy!"
Baekhyun raised an eyebrow at me but let it slip.

"Yeah, anyway. I panicked when I saw him at the party yesterday. He's always trying to feel me up and stuff like that when I'm without a date."

I frowned, realisation dawned at me.
Baekhyun didn't kiss me because he wanted to, he kissed me to get rid of Kris.

Baekhyun paused, he looked suddenly a bit nervous.
"I thought he just walked off, but he got really mad. He punched you real hard too after screaming at me." He said quickly. This time it was I who raised my eyebrow.

"He is the reason for the damage on my pretty face?" I asked and pointed at my bruised cheek jokingly. Trying to lighten the mood.

"More like my fault. If I hadn't kissed you..." Baekhyun stopped talking and suddenly found his coffee cup very interesting.

I sighed and then took a sip of my coffee cup. The warm liquid soothed my throat.
"I don't regret it though."

Baekhyuns head snapped up and he gave me a confused look.

"What?"

"Kissing you, I don't regret it." I said, feeling like I had dropped a bomb into the room.

Baekhyuns eyes widened.
If this was an anime, this would be the moment his hair would float a bit and he would get stars in his eyes. But this wasn't an anime, and Baekhyun just looked shocked.

I swallowed and felt my muscles tense.

I was dipshit scared now, scared of his reactions, his thoughts. But at the same time, I couldn't tear my eyes off his pretty face. And it was all worth it when Baekhyuns cheeks slowly tinted pink, before becoming a dark shade of red.

"Me neither."