3 | levis
"Well, hello there, Wahida."
"How the fuck did you find out my name?"
"Your Amazon delivery came by when you were out. You're welcome, by the way. And no, I didn't look inside."
"How is it that you're always around? Don't you have a job or college?"
"I'm the Duke of Denmark and I don't need a job."
"Yeah, right."
"It pains me that you have such low trust of my statements."
"Aww, did I hurt your feelings? I'm so not sorry."
"Wahidaaa, don't be mean. What happened to our being besties?"
"Yeah, that's another one of your daydreams, Memphis."
"Oh my Zeus, you remember my name."
"No need to get a swollen head about it."
"I am so touched."
"Are you Greek?"
"No, why?"
"All the Greek God references got me thinking."
"I see I'm piquing your curiosity. Got me on your mind all the time, huh? But no, I'm not Greek or Danish for that matter. Just a Riordan fan."
"Oh me too."
"No shit, Sherlock. We are besties."
"Talking over each other's thresholds won't make Hera very happy or make us besties."
"I see you're warming up to me by reciprocating Greek references but seriously, you want me to step out of my flat? Like I said, I'm touched by this sudden warmness."
"No, I was just wondering why I'm just talking to your head peeping out of the door but never mind. Good night."
"Since you asked, SURPRISEEE!"
"Of course, you're wearing boxers."
"Its a new pair. I bought them specifically with you in mind."
"Ugh."
"You're not impressed?"
"..."
"Hello?"
"..."
"Wahida?"
"..."
"Darling?"
"..."
"Bestie?"
"..."
"Not fair that you get to orchestrate a fantastic exit scene every time."
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