Wild Side [h.s au]

Bonus Chapter

a/n: this is just a small bonus chapter related to the favourite character, you don't have to read it if you don't want to since it has nothing to do with the plot, it's for entertainment :)

Alex is sitting on a golden throne casually, legs dangling over the armrest, a glistening crown on top of his head. He's repeating the words he should say under his breath, eyes widening as he sees you. "Ah there you are!" He snaps his fingers and points one at you, sending you a wink as he tips the crown on his head, but it falls down with a clatter that lasts for a few very awkward seconds. He smiles nervously as he looks up, clearing his throat. "Let's uh- let's just forget about that, you all know how cool and skilled I usually am."

Camera zooms in on the power point presentation with "ALEX IS EVERYONE'S NUMBER ONE (HAHA TOTALLY KNEW IT) AND HIS FANS ARE THE BEST, YOU ALL DESERVE A HUG AND I REALLY LIKE HUGS SO IT WOULD PROBABLY LAST VERY LONG" written as the title along with a picture of him hugging a pillow and a speech bubble above the pillow saying "this is you!! xxx (not that I'm saying you're a pillow...)"

He clicks the remote in his hand and the next slide appears. "So I've been notified I'm everyone's favourite character and I wanted to thank you-"

"A massive thank you!" Louis shouts from the back row.

Alex ignores him. "Thank yo-"

"Massive thank you!"

Alex grits his teeth and glares at him before looking at the camera with a smile. "A massive thank you to everyone, I can't blame you for liking me with my charming personality- why are there pictures of me sleeping and crying at the sight of b-l-o-o-d up there, this is not my presentation-  wait, is that my naked ass?!"

Snickers come from the audience in front of him, all of his friends sitting there, some with bored (Jess) and some with smug (Elena and Harry) expressions. Some are gossiping (Louis, Zayn, and Liam) and some are reading fanfiction on wattpad (Tori... and you) because... well by all accounts it doesn't make any sense, let's move on.

Elena and Harry high five each other and Alex immediately realises this is their work. "I hate you two you demon couple, this isn't funny!"

"You do realise I'm almost right beside you with the number of votes and Niall is following closely behind?" She smiles, gliding her fingertip over the gleaming blade of her knife, sending a smile at the camera. "Oh and while we're at it, where is Niall?"

"Eye of the tiger" starts playing in the background as Niall bursts into the room with a smirk on his face, craning his neck from one side to the other, a shiny machine gun in his hands as he stares at it with complete infatuation. "I'm sorry for being late, this baby and I got distracted..."

Elena stares at the camera with a "what the fuck" face.

"How is this psycho in the third place," Harry says flatly then winks at the camera, a dimpled smirk appearing on his lips as he wiggles his ring clad fingers in a small wave. "Oh hi there, ladies."

"Aw jealous little not so curly anymore marshmallow, get over it, not everything is about you." Niall gives him a hand and walks toward the throne where Alex is sitting, leaning down to pick up the crown and place it on his head.

"The book is about me..." Harry mumbles, jutting his bottom lip out in a small pout as a crease forms between his eyebrows then a sudden realisation strikes him, an arrogant smirk forming on his face as he sassily snaps his fingers in a z motion. "Mhmm that's right, there's H.S in the title, you all can suck on deez..." he stands up and thrusts his hips forward.

There's a pause for a few seconds before Zayn awkwardly clears his throat and leans toward Harry, raising his finger. "Uuh... deez what, Harry?"

"Exactly," Elena comments before Harry can reply, looking down at her nails then glances at his crotch, basically implying there's nothing in his pants.

"Mmm, we'll see about that." Harry wiggles his eyebrows and adjusts his crotch with his hand, motioning between himself and Elena and mouthing "you and me later."

"What baffles me is that this guy got votes and he's been here for like two chapters, what the fuck." Liam points at Zayn then looks at the camera. "Hey ladies, sorry for not being naked, sigh. So about Zayn... it's the smile, isn't it? Or was it his kitten like behaviour with the side of daddy dish? If you like kittens, you could be my kitten in my bed." He winks, a smirk tugging at the corners of his pierced lips.

Camera zooms in on Jess, who has a sleepy blank expression, muttering, "I woke up for this shit."

"Hellooo, let's get back to the main star aka me!" Alex snaps his fingers as the camera focuses on him. "Thank you, now where was I- pay attention to me, come on I'm cute." He sighs as everyone else seems to be talking among themselves. "We should really wrap it up guys, this is getting long!"

"Ha, long like my di-" Liam starts.

"Once again, a massive thank you for choosing me as your number one, let's hope the author -who would totally never ever kill an innocent lovable character-" the camera pans on everyone's expressions, their eyes narrowed and arms crossed as they shake their heads.

"Hah, shadeee..." Harry mumbles.

"-doesn't decide to kill me off because I'll make sure it haunts her for the rest of her life." Alex fakes a smile. "Or I'll let my fans do it because I'm a hugger not a fighter."

Everyone starts waving at the camera as Liam starts throwing condoms in the air as if they're confetti before everything fades-

"Oh oh and one more thing, thank you for reading, the next chapter will be up soon!" Elena adds with a wink.