E: yo
D: hey what's up
E: nm, you?
D: nah nothing much
E: so how's everything going with Chris? 😏
D: why do you ask?
E: so is that a 'everything is going well!' ?
D: nah. he is still a fuckboy
E: really?
D: really.
E: he didn't seem like a fuckboy when he left those flowers for you... 😏😏😏
D: how the hell do you know about that?
E: i see things
D: ew
E: 😂
E: so are you guys a thing now
D: you fucking wish
E: you guys would be so cute together
D: please go sit on a cactus
E: seriously
D: I will sacrifice you to Satan
E: no but you should give him a chance
D: get out me car
*dylan has gone offline*
